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How do I catch a squirrel in a heater?

  1. 2021-12-04 at 3 PM UTC
    #21
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready wha whats the tiny tea cup and mittens for? you inviting it to a tea party along with your dolls?

  2. 2021-12-04 at 3:03 PM UTC
    #22
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls If you don’t give it a home for Christmas now you’re a sadistic fuck





    Yes eat it, squirrels can carry diseases so you should make sure no one else is in danger

    Be the hero

    Well you don't eat it raw, you cook the diseases out. Just close your eyes and pretend you're in Day Z.
  3. 2021-12-04 at 3:07 PM UTC
    #23
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Teach it to be like a gerbil and have it crawl up yur butt
  4. 2021-12-04 at 3:19 PM UTC
    #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    honestly he looks deranged, I would wake him in tha head with a hammer while wearing welding gloves
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  5. 2021-12-04 at 6:02 PM UTC
    #25
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    George the squirrel is getting capped.
    He tore out a bunch of resistors and fucked a relay.




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  6. 2021-12-04 at 6:11 PM UTC
    #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    why is there a computer in your furnace?
  7. 2021-12-04 at 6:53 PM UTC
    #27
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Did you fix the hole he came in through?
  8. 2021-12-04 at 7:10 PM UTC
    #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Why would you name a rodent you want to kill
  9. 2021-12-04 at 7:18 PM UTC
    #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    killing animals is wrong unless you eat it
  10. 2021-12-04 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ye u better eat it if u kill it or else
  11. 2021-12-04 at 10:29 PM UTC
    #31
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I was going to try and repair the board as I thought I probably had replacement resistors at home but I do not have a replacement relay.
    Squirrel claws probably fucked up more than I can see with my cell phone flash light.
    Hopefully a replacement board wont run too awfully much.
    Also need a new furnace enhancement.
  12. 2021-12-04 at 10:41 PM UTC
    #32
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats George the squirrel is getting capped.
    He tore out a bunch of resistors and fucked a relay.





    Unless you own the home let the landlord worry about fixing the furnace, which by law is his/her responsibility.

    Just let poor George go free, he’s just an innocent rodent probably trying to warm his bones. Did he eat the payday?
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  13. 2021-12-04 at 11:07 PM UTC
    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    George the Squirrel is about to become George the Dinner
  14. 2021-12-05 at 8:40 AM UTC
    #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats George the squirrel is getting capped.
    He tore out a bunch of resistors and fucked a relay.

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    Kill it with love
  15. 2021-12-05 at 12:13 PM UTC
    #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats George the squirrel is getting capped.
    He tore out a bunch of resistors and fucked a relay.





    Finally a fona post that's actually smart!

    You can do it mang
  16. 2021-12-05 at 2:26 PM UTC
    #36
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Kill it with love

    Excellent idea! Hot sauce will only burn its eyes and piss it off.
  17. 2021-12-30 at 6:35 PM UTC
    #37
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update:

    Sorry I'm late to posting an update but there squirrel got turned into this...

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  18. 2021-12-30 at 6:37 PM UTC
    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    what a cute little fella...the squirrel too.
  19. 2021-12-30 at 6:39 PM UTC
    #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Update:

    Sorry I'm late to posting an update but there squirrel got turned into this…

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    That's how Jeffery Dahmer started out. blaming the squirrel to killing itself. it later climbed into a vat of acid.
  20. 2021-12-30 at 6:39 PM UTC
    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats but I do not have a replacement relay.

    mouser.com...the part number should be on the relay.
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