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My girlfriend got into a car accident

  1. 2021-11-30 at 4:04 AM UTC
    #21
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready So you have her on your insurance coverage for the car? or does she at least have some? what is your policy coverage? 15/45 30/60 30/90 100/300 a million?

    Stfu
  2. 2021-11-30 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is the frame twisted? What are you going to do with the wreckage? I'm trying to think if CRVs have subframes or not and I'm gonna say no. Might be salvageable if you wanna throw 5k at it, depends on the nature of the crash.
  3. 2021-11-30 at 5:26 AM UTC
    #23
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Stfu

    Im trying to figure it out for you

    If you're not rich now, but say in 10 years you will be successful, and you only had say 15/30k in damage coverage. and that dude claims major injuries. he will put a lean on your future paychecks as well as hers. since you own the car.

    and so like.. I hope you had at least 100/300k

    don't be so rude. I don't want to have to take my belt to your ass, Son!
  4. 2021-11-30 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #24
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Seems like she's alright. She fucked up some fag couple in a beamer anyway so it was a net gain in the end.



    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready of course they do. if it doesn't say AWD to the right of the CRV on the back hatch door then it's Front Wheel Drive only.

    Yeah mine is an AWD, I just never knew there was a 2WD option.
  5. 2021-11-30 at 8:11 AM UTC
    #25
    Incessant African Astronaut
    More importantly how big are her boobs and does she have freckles?
  6. 2021-11-30 at 10:21 AM UTC
    #26
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Women never face consequences, they just shed a couple tears and people pat them on the back and go "there, there"
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  7. 2021-11-30 at 1:51 PM UTC
    #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigger
  8. 2021-11-30 at 1:53 PM UTC
    #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    great to hear. fuck that ugly bitch.
  9. 2021-11-30 at 2:41 PM UTC
    #29
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I only care that she is safe. She totalled my car apparently and is super broken up about it but I do not give a fuck about the car.

    Now that you know she's okay, the creeping sense of resentment can begin.
  10. 2021-11-30 at 2:50 PM UTC
    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If i ever get in a crash i hope I'm ejected through the windshield head first like in GTA
  11. 2021-11-30 at 7:03 PM UTC
    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Women never face consequences, they just shed a couple tears and people pat them on the back and go "there, there"

    Hey don’t blame us for the powers of the patriarchy.
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  12. 2021-11-30 at 7:07 PM UTC
    #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Incessant More importantly how big are her boobs and does she have freckles?

    In what contexts? Does her boobs have freckles or does her face and arm have them? and is it a deal breaker if her boobies are freckly? I love freckles however I don't love age spot freckles on the neckline and sternum area women get. MILF especially. and that's the first thing to age on a woman is the back of the hands and the neckline.

    ewwwwww
  13. 2021-11-30 at 7:17 PM UTC
    #33
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Women never face consequences, they just shed a couple tears and people pat them on the back and go "there, there"

    It's true that that's what I did. But the thing is, what am I supposed to do? We don't have a time machine. She knows she fucked up. She already knows she has to make up for it as she can. So I don't see what else I can do except be grateful she is alright
  14. 2021-11-30 at 8:49 PM UTC
    #34
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 So I don't see what else I can do except be grateful she is alright

    you can demand that she follows your shariaa law.

    females are not permissable to drive.
  15. 2021-11-30 at 8:57 PM UTC
    #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can demand that she follows your shariaa law.

    females are not permissable to drive.

    The not-so-secret secret rule of religion is picking and choosing which parts you like and dislike and then rewriting it in your head and basically just doing whatever the fuck you want in complete disregard to the religion in the first place.
  16. 2021-11-30 at 8:59 PM UTC
    #36
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ The not-so-secret secret rule of religion is picking and choosing which parts you like and dislike and then rewriting it in your head and basically just doing whatever the fuck you want in complete disregard to the religion in the first place.

    you have a better idea

    ?
  17. 2021-11-30 at 9:07 PM UTC
    #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you have a better idea

    ?

    Yeah. Just do whatever you want to begin with and stop trying to hide behind a religion
  18. 2021-11-30 at 9:29 PM UTC
    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I only care that she is safe. She totalled my car apparently and is super broken up about it but I do not give a fuck about the car.

    Sounds like you are "owed" some special favors to me.
  19. 2021-11-30 at 9:39 PM UTC
    #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like you are "owed" some special favors to me.

    I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't just do me those special favors to begin with, but I like the concept of purposefully sabotaging your girlfriend in this manner for the sole purpose of making her feel like she "owes you." It would work best on fresh relationships.



    Or you could just go the bar with a friend and have your friend pretend attack a girl you like there, and then you pretend stop him like wwf acting style make it look real maybe even your buddy will take a punch or two from you and then the girl loves you and you take her home

    Then once you get home you tell her you forgot something in your car and ask her if she'll go get it and she goes out and then your other friend is out there pretend trying to rape her again and you run out and save her

    And then just whatever just repeat that until the girl is so traumatized that she assumes you are the only guy in the world that isn't out to get her and ...profit.
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  20. 2021-11-30 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't just do me those special favors to begin with, but I like the concept of purposefully sabotaging your girlfriend in this manner for the sole purpose of making her feel like she "owes you." It would work best on fresh relationships.

    ...remember 10yrs ago when you totaled my car...having a 3some with your sister might ease the pain a little.
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