2021-11-23 at 1:57 PM UTC
Who is Stevie, your gay lover?
2021-11-23 at 2:14 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Love is blind
Eddie knows what I’m talking about, did you find him a gift yet?
2021-11-23 at 2:18 PM UTC
Eddie disappeared over 20yrs ago never to be seen again by anyone.
2021-11-23 at 2:22 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Sorry to hear that, who’s the other lucky guy to take his place at your Xmas table
2021-11-23 at 2:26 PM UTC
Am I detecting a bit of Jealous rage here?? Dude if you want to come over for some stuffing you're quite welcome.
2021-11-23 at 2:29 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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As long as I can bring my blender and fancy apron along
2021-11-23 at 2:52 PM UTC
No need, I already have 2 blenders and no need for the Apron as we'll be making naked Daiquiris.
2021-11-23 at 10:49 PM UTC
Nothing says 'I love you' more than a gift card.
2021-11-24 at 12:11 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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A blumpkin refers to the delicate art of giving someone a blow job – which means sucking and licking their genitals – while they sit on the toilet and do a poo. It's a mysterious that people on the internet have deemed as 'heaven' and 'the two most satisfying things in the world at the same time
… 😩🤢🤮
2021-11-30 at 5:49 PM UTC
I only send gifts through Loop and Tie but I don’t think you can use them abroad.
2021-11-30 at 6:23 PM UTC
the world is way too fucking commercial. I agree with Fona. fucking draw, paint your own christmas cards. unless you're like me and can't even draw stick figures properly.
but get the cheaper brand Christmas cards with nothing written in them but have Merry Christmas outside and fill it with a wall of family or friendly love.
Hallmark makes corny ass movies too. they even have their own channel. My girlfriend made me watch movies with her. it was painful but then you can't help but sit through the entire thing wondering if there ever will be some naughty sex moments. there is never a moment of nudity or sex simulation. it's painfully G rated
2021-11-30 at 6:34 PM UTC
You should see the movies your girlfriend sent to me!