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  1. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    im thinkin.about how badass this instrumental is

    (best if played thru speaker/headphones)

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Noice
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    how lazy niggers are
  4. G African Astronaut
    About not paying this chimney sweep service. Went to check on inherited property & the fucking chimney sweep left smutty foot prints all over new oak flooring.
  5. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by G About not paying this chimney sweep service. Went to check on inherited property & the fucking chimney sweep left smutty foot prints all over new oak flooring.

    What, did you expect him to levitate out the door?
  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo What, did you expect him to levitate out the door?

    I expect them to follow their website protocol of laying tarp & leaving the areas as they found it. Use smutty gloves to open polished brass & white doors, bush league son.
  7. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by G I expect them to follow their website protocol of laying tarp & leaving the areas as they found it. Use smutty gloves to open polished brass & white doors, bush league son.

    Just hire a door and floor sweeping service
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    why didnt you just save money at first, burn a couple of those creosote and let the crap naturally break off into the pit.
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready why didnt you just save money at first, burn a couple of those creosote and let the crap naturally break off into the pit.

    Not feasible for a chimney that wasn't used nor serviced for 20 years w/ an after market gas log setup. There were birds & who knows what else in that piece.
  10. I was a chimney sweep for many years, and in almost every case the customer had all the tarps and sheets already spread out. Of course, if the customer didn't, then the task would fall to me. If they left damage or a mess, they have to pay for the repair or cleaning.
  11. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was a chimney sweep for many years, and in almost every case the customer had all the tarps and sheets already spread out. Of course, if the customer didn't, then the task would fall to me. If they left damage or a mess, they have to pay for the repair or cleaning.

    That's not this company's stated protocol, they just need a 4x8 area surrounding the fireplace cleared(room was empty). Already contacted owner & got $50 off, I'll take it lol.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Why are there so many strollers and single moms on a monday night
  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was a chimney sweep for many years, and in almost every case the customer had all the tarps and sheets already spread out. Of course, if the customer didn't, then the task would fall to me. If they left damage or a mess, they have to pay for the repair or cleaning.

    You've done every profession for many years you pathological liar
  14. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why are there so many strollers and single moms on a monday night

    The strollers contain a gun
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    how well conditioned i am
  16. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by WellHung how well conditioned i am

    Your conditioning sucks
  17. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just wait until it has two Gatling Guns mounted on the top.

    "Shut up, bitch… THRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRt"

    gattling guns ?

    this isnt the 1800s.
  18. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Your conditioning sucks

    condition dalit
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny condition dalit

    ever fuck a nigger, Vincent?
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny gattling guns ?

    this isnt the 1800s.

    Gatling guns look more menacing.
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