This time next year you will all be dead from the dreaded Omicron variant.

1. 2021-11-27 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have the Megatron variant but I have Ivermectin i bought on Wish so its cool
2. 2021-11-27 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Getting a weekly booster doesn't even sound like that big of a hassle. They got vax trucks all over my hood. Put them near the bus stop so I can get it on my way to work
   
   I don't care what they inject me with anymore just gimme the big bucks and let me on the bus
3. 2021-11-27 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra kind of surprised they didn't go with zeta because everyone's already terrified of the cartels, but I guess if you start at Z there's nowhere to go for the next panic

   
   they can use katakana.
4. 2021-11-27 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   based on how things are going with vaxx mandates and all the ones who survived in the end are those who are vaccine tollerant and toxic chemical resistant people.
   
   they will be overwhealmingly chinese in characteristic.
5. 2021-11-27 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by aldra kind of surprised they didn't go with zeta because everyone's already terrified of the cartels, but I guess if you start at Z there's nowhere to go for the next panic

   
   Zoomer Generation
   
   A'lpha Generation. they went back to A. well, we only started naming generations since Boomers and had to give a name to pre-boomers as "The Silent Generation" but in the 80s the news called them Geriatric or Gerital or some shit. look it up. it's probably true because of Reagan.
   
   We could also call it A2. just like Amendment 2.
6. 2021-11-27 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat hey star trek how would you get a 16 yr old hooker or find one in ukraine if that was your thing (and it isnt but if it was)? like in Kiev where would u go or find her?

   
   Dunno, I'd probably go to the touristy bars around Arena city which are packed with hookers and try to find a young looking one.
   
   Or just find a normal teenager and buy her stuff, give her money, and make her your sugar baby.
7. 2021-11-28 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #27
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Hundreds of millions of suckers will soon be dead. Estimate is up to 800 million.
8. 2021-11-28 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #28
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   They skipped Xi, because it would offend their buddies in Communist China.
   
   
   
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   • Sudo
9. 2021-11-28 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hundreds of millions of suckers will soon be dead. Estimate is up to 800 million.

   
   You'll be one of them
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Quick Mix Ready
10. 2021-11-28 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice You'll be one of them

    
    No, I didn't inject the kill shot.
11. 2021-11-28 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    We don’t know enough about this variant. It could be nothing much like the Beta variant that was discovered right before the delta.
12. 2021-11-28 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    My friend said everyone he knows has it, but he didn't tell me this tell i got in the car.
    
    I figured I'll probably not die because I have shit to do.
13. 2021-11-28 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fuck you Donald. This shit isn't funny.
    
    Undo the curse
14. 2021-11-28 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #34
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Now they'll say the people dying of the experimental concoctions are dying of this imaginary variant.