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My theory about buddhism

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    yall know my shit on islam and whatnot that Muhammad is the false prophet deceived by Lucifer disguised as the angel so the Quran testaments are essentially the satanic bible.

    here's my theory about buddhism. right now we are in the chinaman's simulation. call it the buddha belly. big fat motherfucka and it's got us all up in it. Buddha allows us to live on this plane as long as we do shit that amuses him. Of he becomes bored then armageddon happens and the earth folds in half.


    the end.
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    Sounds like a typical "fat and mad at the world" plumper.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo yall know my shit on islam and whatnot that Muhammad is the false prophet deceived by Lucifer disguised as the angel so the Quran testaments are essentially the satanic bible.

    here's my theory about buddhism. right now we are in the chinaman's simulation. call it the buddha belly. big fat motherfucka and it's got us all up in it. Buddha allows us to live on this plane as long as we do shit that amuses him. Of he becomes bored then armageddon happens and the earth folds in half.


    the end.


    Hey hey hey.. settle down man. Buddha isn't a God. he was a Priest. Just as Jesus said to accept him and we'll all have God within us Buddha basically said we're all Gods. we're one with the universe. and there are devilish functions and Satan is at the 6th level.

    it's basically semantics and close to Christianity.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Hey hey hey.. settle down man. Buddha isn't a God. he was a Priest. Just as Jesus said to accept him and we'll all have God within us Buddha basically said we're all Gods. we're one with the universe. and there are devilish functions and Satan is at the 6th level.

    it's basically semantics and close to Christianity.

    not applicable to negroids.
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    Fat fucks be fat fuckin...scientific fact.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You sound dumb op. If you think Buddhism is the Trojan horse of the Chinese agenda you're a dumbfuck and probably typed this thread on an iphone
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You sound dumb op. If you think Buddhism is the Trojan horse of the Chinese agenda you're a dumbfuck and probably typed this thread on an iphone

    You just proved my point.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo You just proved my point.

    From 50-100 where are yoy on the autism spectrum?
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you have autism?

    Autists never tell the fucking truth about anything. They live in a dream world 25 hrs 8 days a week.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by BummyMofo You just proved my point.

    you didn't have a point, just rambling nonsense
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    to understand why op posted what he posted.

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol aboriginals
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    lol at the bushmen,
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    IQ is an autistic way of measuring intelligence but it's sadly the best we've been able to come up with

    Anyone remember Spectral lying about how he has an IQ of 150? And then he earnestly parrots the mypillow crackheads fake news and knows less about computers than the average 8 year old does now.

    The point is sploo had an IQ of legit 140-160 and overdosed on diarrhea pills. There are far too many variables associated with the tests
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo yall know my shit on islam and whatnot that Muhammad is the false prophet deceived by Lucifer disguised as the angel so the Quran testaments are essentially the satanic bible.

    here's my theory about buddhism. right now we are in the chinaman's simulation. call it the buddha belly. big fat motherfucka and it's got us all up in it. Buddha allows us to live on this plane as long as we do shit that amuses him. Of he becomes bored then armageddon happens and the earth folds in half.


    the end.

    Are you a Christian? Do you have a hot take on the old testament versus the new testament?
  16. #16
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo IQ is an autistic way of measuring intelligence but it's sadly the best we've been able to come up with

    Anyone remember Spectral lying about how he has an IQ of 150? And then he earnestly parrots the mypillow crackheads fake news and knows less about computers than the average 8 year old does now.

    The point is sploo had an IQ of legit 140-160 and overdosed on diarrhea pills. There are far too many variables associated with the tests

    IQ is just a measure of pattern recognition. I don't really doubt Sploo's stated IQ, and high IQ has a nasty habit of driving people crazy.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump IQ is just a measure of pattern recognition. I don't really doubt Sploo's stated IQ, and high IQ has a nasty habit of driving people crazy.

    Sploo did IQ tests all day and created them which definitely increased his score. He also had intelligent parents and spent all day doing drugs and IQ shit
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump IQ is just a measure of pattern recognition. I don't really doubt Sploo's stated IQ, and high IQ has a nasty habit of driving people crazy.

    no its not.

    it also involves problem solving skills and the ability to "see" or fathom how complicated machines/processes/reactions happen.

    also involves language skills.
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