80yr old Christmas cake

1. 2021-11-22 at 10:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   About 8 weeks ago I made my moms 80yr old Christmas Cake recipe. As any baker knows a good fruit cake is best matured over a few months. Once a week for those months you take it out of it's airtight container and bast a couple of tablespoons of brandy over it...a young fella me lad could get drunk off this thing.
   
   2 or 3 months later here's the result, with a thin layer of Marzipan and icing on top (easily removable for those with diabeticitus). This thing weights about 8lbs. Cut into 1/8ths and given to special people ready for Christmas...with an unspoken message that says...I care and I love you.
   
   
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   • Grylls
2. 2021-11-22 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Look...It's Jiggles, the fruitcake lady!
   
   
3. 2021-11-22 at 10:11 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I thought ylu meant it was 80 years old like the cake from seinfeld
   
   something about that cake always sounded delicious to me
   
   
4. 2021-11-22 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   All trolling aside, that’s great and it looks delicious but just having looked again I’m wondering why there’s only 3/4 left 🤔
   
   But oh ok who are your guests of honour?
5. 2021-11-22 at 10:23 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls All trolling aside, that’s great and it looks delicious but just having looked again I’m wondering why there’s only 3/4 left 🤔
   
   But oh ok who are your guests of honour?

   
   Because I'd already cut and wrapped the missing part (minus a little slice to taste) before I thought about taking a pic.
   
   The recipients of said slices are of course those that I hold near and dear...who have been by my side through thick and thin, those who will take my call at 2.35am, the kind souls who accept me at my worst as well as my best...and the neighbor down the street who once blew me in her garage.
6. 2021-11-22 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because I'd already cut and wrapped the missing part (minus a little slice to taste) before I thought about taking a pic.
   
   The recipients of said slices are of course those that I hold near and dear…who have been by my side through thick and thin, those who will take my call at 2.35am, the kind souls who accept me at my worst as well as my best…and the neighbor down the street who once blew me in her garage.

   
   are all these prostitutes ?
7. 2021-11-22 at 10:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Not all no. SMH
8. 2021-11-22 at 10:34 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because I'd already cut and wrapped the missing part (minus a little slice to taste) before I thought about taking a pic.
   
   The recipients of said slices are of course those that I hold near and dear…who have been by my side through thick and thin, those who will take my call at 2.35am, the kind souls who accept me at my worst as well as my best…and the neighbor down the street who once blew me in her garage.

   
   And if you had an afterparty who would be on the VIP guest list?
   
   I’ll start you off -
   
   Grylls