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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I literally cannot get hard and I dying? Every day I jerk off to a limp duck and don’t even cum and the next day I still can’t get hard. I think I may be dying.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You have low T
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Wariat I literally cannot get hard and I dying? Every day I jerk off to a limp duck and don’t even cum and the next day I still can’t get hard. I think I may be dying.

    A good thing.. your sick perverted sex drive is killed off

    Go be a normal
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat I literally cannot get hard and I dying? Every day I jerk off to a limp duck and don’t even cum and the next day I still can’t get hard. I think I may be dying.
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Welcome to your late 30s.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Abstain. Don't even look at porn or think about people or kids you'd like to fuck. Banish the depraved demon of self pleasure, repent, and you will be received into The kingdom of Heaven.

    IDK about that last part, but abstinence is good, you don't have to become celibate, but use the things you've been given like you were supposed to alright. It helps. And if it doesn't they've got a pill for that.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Wariat I literally cannot get hard and I dying? Every day I jerk off to a limp duck and don’t even cum and the next day I still can’t get hard. I think I may be dying.

    One can only hope
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie Abstain. Don't even look at porn or think about people or kids you'd like to fuck. Banish the depraved demon of self pleasure, repent, and you will be received into The kingdom of Heaven.

    IDK about that last part, but abstinence is good, you don't have to become celibate, but use the things you've been given like you were supposed to alright. It helps. And if it doesn't they've got a pill for that.

    Kids =/= people?
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    sumthing is oh so wrong, baby. i can feel it coming in the air tonight.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by WellHung sumthing is oh so wrong, baby. i can feel it coming in the air tonight.

    We know it’s not Wariat.
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Wariat I literally cannot get hard and I dying? Every day I jerk off to a limp duck and don’t even cum and the next day I still can’t get hard. I think I may be dying.

    Hahahaha guess it's time to get into femdom.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax Kids =/= people?

    They are, i'm just making the distinction because normally when you put 'sex' and 'people' in proximity most would think of adults.
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    Oof. Maybe she should have brought an AR to school.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sophie They are, i'm just making the distinction because normally when you put 'sex' and 'people' in proximity most would think of adults.

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