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my asshole finally might feel good

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I went to that three store dance/club/bar place last night and danced eventually with this somewhat chubby blonde chick with tatoos on I think her back and one of her arms. she ended up sticking her tounge in my ear multiple times and at one point I asked her "do you enjoy rimming" after she did it and she somewhat jumped and said what! and I replied Im just joking. But her friends and her left and she gave me her number and i texted her a bit and i just found out she said come over to my place or invited me maybe a drunk text at night and i never got it. so im thinking now im gonna try to make this happen even though shes a bit fat just so i can get that ass licked again.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    you failed to close the deal that night.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat I went to that three store dance/club/bar place last night and danced eventually with this somewhat chubby blonde chick with tatoos on I think her back and one of her arms. she ended up sticking her tounge in my ear multiple times and at one point I asked her "do you enjoy rimming" after she did it and she somewhat jumped and said what! and I replied Im just joking. But her friends and her left and she gave me her number and i texted her a bit and i just found out she said come over to my place or invited me maybe a drunk text at night and i never got it. so im thinking now im gonna try to make this happen even though shes a bit fat just so i can get that ass licked again.

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  4. #4
    shes gonna fuck you with a strap on
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  6. #6
    You should smear ground meat on your ass and present it to a Dobermann
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  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Shes doing the whole Polish thing again pretending to be a good girl and is too tired to meet today and when I said I think we both need it or want the same thing she asked "which is what?"
  8. #8
    You know all it takes is one crazy bitch with a pocketknife right?
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I really liked the tounge in ear thing. Its almost as good as the feeling of tounge first touching the asshole.
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Well she is still talking to me and I mentioned rimming again trying to get her to admit shes gonna be doing that. but she just doesnt say yes or no and sort of weaves around it or changes the subject so im betting she rims. shes a rimmer guys.
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
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  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Blaster Master is more subtle than Wariat.
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    well im still talking to her and she knows what I want basically but her reply to the rimming comment was "it was nice dancing with you" si basically she doesnt say no I dont do that or basically sort of changes the subject. Anyway Im still talking to her and were talking about fucking right now.
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by blaster master dude there's this thing called "burying the lead".

    you cant just straight up tell a bitch you want her to lick your ass point blank.

    you need to get to know her, lick her ass a bit, and then maybe after a while either bring it up or she'll get the hint if you kinda tell her to go lower while she's sucking ur balls.

    You cant be subtle with everyone or youll never get it or even get one that just sticks your face in her ass and doesnt suck dick in return. The reason I brought it up as a joke was the tounge went into my ear.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    And I prefer not to lick ass just get it licked.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Thats gross to me licking female assholes even though Ive done it before I felt used and regret it as most of those never even did it back. Now I just expect it.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the bj move works well but only if shes on her knees on a couch below you. lots of chicks dont even know how to suck dick in Poland it seems and suck on it on a bed sideways and there is no way to really give them hints or even tell them to go lower without turning all the way around and making it obvvious.
  20. #20
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by blaster master Are you sure ur not gay?

    Theyre female tounges man.
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