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THERE IS A SERIOUS PASTRY SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUE

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Store #1 is always out of the goods or has reduced stock only a few to choose from sometimes only 3 DIFFERENT TYPES OF GOOD PASTRY. One day you get powder filled the other day ALL TRASH during a promotion time when they are supposed to be released new pastry variety HOW ABOUT SOME CONSISTENT POWDER AND SPRINKLED??????

    Store $2 is IMPORTING PASTRY FROM OTHER STORES because I Bought all their bear claws and danishes. They have the same fucking leek and spinach pastry on the shelf for 3 FUCKING DAYS NOW it's almost noon on monday and they have the same shit from friday. I bought all the stuff they brought in

    What the fuck is wrong with society? This is unacceptable.

    I don't even know what to eat instead of pastry in the morning. I feel lost. I want to hurt myself or others.



    I Don't mind paying more but WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE THE PASTRIES?????
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  2. #2
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I Don't mind paying more but WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE THE PASTRIES?????

    its not your money that they want.

    they want you to be lean, hungry and angry for the coming civil unrest.

    wait for their signal when tall trees must be cut.
  3. #3
    Stock up on canned green pea soup NOW. You all laughed at those Preppers...WHO'S LAUGHING NOW????
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will fight against the state for the industrialization and forced labor oversupply of donuts into the economy!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I bought shitty grocery store muffins and bagels because I can't rely on a fucking LOCAL BAKERY to have anything in stock anymore gotta eat the mass produced factory pastry like a scrub.

  6. #6
    Say the word pastry one more fucking time
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    why do you have to criticize my diet. I am just a supporter of the baking industry
  8. #8
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood why do you have to criticize my diet. I am just a supporter of the baking industry

    Too many carbs day in day out...diabetes will be staying for dinner one day soon.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I thought diabetes was caused by eating too much sugar? It's a glucose problem isn't it?

    I'm pretty sure not eating for days negates any risk I get from binging on pastries.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I thought diabetes was caused by eating too much sugar? It



    What do you think carbohydrates are

    "Carbohydrates, or carbs, are sugar molecules."
  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm pretty sure not eating for days negates any risk I get from binging on pastries.

    Quite the contrary actually. fasting then binging on carbs is a sure fire way to get fatboy disease...sugar spikes a-go-go.

    One of the best easy snacks are boiled eggs...just buy a dozen, boil em, keep em in the shell in the fridge...perfect little protein snacks ready when you are.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what about egg tart that has egg in it

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    SMH as the seductive DTE would say.
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I think i'm done with pastries. This arc of my life is coming to an end in the middle of a pandemic at the holiday season with supply chain issues.

    Soon I will be too busy making the big bucks to have the time to browse the local bakeries for pastry. I will remember these times fondly looking back.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Quite the contrary actually. fasting then binging on carbs is a sure fire way to get fatboy disease…sugar spikes a-go-go.

    One of the best easy snacks are boiled eggs…just buy a dozen, boil em, keep em in the shell in the fridge…perfect little protein snacks ready when you are.

    I like eggs and eat them for breakfast often but I can't stand hard boiled ones, it's like eating a fart to me.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Solstice I like eggs and eat them for breakfast often but I can't stand hard boiled ones, it's like eating a fart to me.

    Just shake Mrs Dash all over it, delicious! (with Mrs Dash's permission of course)
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    scrambled is my favorite
    Big fan of sunnyside up
    hard boiled is dank

    The thought of consumption isn't favorable to me. Just thinking about cooking an egg and eating it. I only eat the pastry because I like how it tastes. If I can't find the one I like I will get angry and come home with nothing.

    I would rather not eat anything if I can't get my bear claws and poppy danish. Those are one of the few things I actually enjoy eating, my daily pastry and cheap pasta, bread or rice dinner.

    I don't eat much meat, vegetables or fruits. Very out of shape and unhealthy, I take more psychoactive drugs than vitamins. This is the trianglist diet that killed all my friends.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I used to eat a lot of egg for dinner but stopped for a few months. Got some the other day and haven't made any yet.

    I was gonna do egg and toast for dinner. Fuck bacon. Tomato is too expensive and lettuce and egg doesn't make sense, onion is a bit much. I might have to go full G and start putting spinach on everything.

    Maybe my problem is that i'm too picky of an eater. But I Am totally fine just eating plain rice with some green onion or egg in it but you don't get much green doing that.

    It's very hard to eat greens when you don't eat much at all.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood scrambled is my favorite
    Big fan of sunnyside up
    hard boiled is dank

    The thought of consumption isn't favorable to me. Just thinking about cooking an egg and eating it. I only eat the pastry because I like how it tastes. If I can't find the one I like I will get angry and come home with nothing.

    I would rather not eat anything if I can't get my bear claws and poppy danish. Those are one of the few things I actually enjoy eating, my daily pastry and cheap pasta, bread or rice dinner.

    I don't eat much meat, vegetables or fruits. Very out of shape and unhealthy, I take more psychoactive drugs than vitamins. This is the trianglist diet that killed all my friends.

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