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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am making a bunch of money working for the mafia so i'm gonna try to invest it well and buy a big warehouse with drums of chemicals and big loud machines

    Some bullet points...

    -business & finance
    -buisiness ideas
    -entrepreneurism
    -marketimg & advertising
    -real estate
    -charisma
    -wealth money & riches
    -vacations, partying, living the good life
    -investing
    -finding opprotunities
    -growth & expansion
    -logos & buisiness names
    -office space, factories
    -company vehicles and company stuff
    -board meetings
    - ... you get the idea.

    I'm gonna starting coming up with buisiness ideas, and let them also come to me. Feel free to take part in importatant discussion.

    shekel schemes
    =/RETAIL DIVISION/=
    Tee Shirts and Hats
    Uranium Glass Meth Pipes, Luxury crack pipes, bongs
    speed pipe speed loader
    Luxury office supplies (pens and clipboards)
    selling weed (bagged weed)
    \pay $$$ dollar for ur old markers
    trianglist merchandise, nootropics, cloning rats, puzzles.
    "Air Fryer Ready Meals"
    camera lenses
    Chinese Bakery

    =/COMPUTER DIVISION/=
    writing and selling ebooks with unique useful information
    Manufacturing NFT's 10k collection and art singles
    making minecraft plugins
    youtube / twitch
    inventing a cryptocurrency
    making indie mobile video games (triangle tetris)
    botting OSRS gp
    botting skyblock coins
    anime visual novels
    token to token DeFi exchange

    =/MANUFACTURING DIVISION/=
    manufacturing industrial chemicals
    -E-cig liquid manufacturing
    Recycling old pills
    making vaccines
    Manufacturing paint pigments from natural and synthetic sources
    making SHISHA CHARCOAL TABLETs with a machine
    pastry baking
    LEGAL SELF DEFENSE PEPPER SPRAY
    delta 8
    Water soluble Crouton powder
    L cystine from human hair

    =/VEHICLE BASED SERVICES/=
    Milk deliverymen (milkman)
    Legacy oil wells and industrial hazmat restoration (government contracts)
    Meth lab cleaning service
    Femboy Hooters Airlines
    mobile shredding
    food vendor / hotdog stand
    delivery cocktails / jungle juice
    casual labor scrap empire

    =/MUSIC DIVISION/=
    making rap music DA WOOP
    starting a record label

    =/BOTANY DIVISION/=
    Growing Weed
    Growing magic mushrooms and selling them
    growing peppers and flowers

    =/PORN DIVISION/=
    making porn / onlyfans
    VR rape porn / VN rape porn novel
    Making money by fake jacking off on cam with a squirting dildo.

    =/INVESTMENT DIVISION/=
    lottery tickets
    gambling
    flipping NFts, investing in NFTs
    Flipping crypto / hodling crypto
    stocks, bonds, ETFs and mutual funds
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    Nile bump
    Can I b a partner and can we in corporate in a Rez?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am all about supporting indigenous industry like native smokes and artisan bongs. I dream of having workshops in every rez in Canada where I give free laptops or obama tablets to all the native kids
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it's time to start bidding on government contracts for industrial chemicals. Why yes, I do know how to make rocket fuel.

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
    making minecraft plugins

    Wut plugin ideas u got?

    Plugin Ideas;


    EARMUFFS

    Block specific sounds, would be useful for operating farms or being around a large quantity of villagers
    to shut-out annoying sounds. Would be cool if it was a custom helmet enchantment that could be
    configured/toggled per sound type as needed.

    ~~~

    Telecommunications

    Satellite
    * When in a loaded chunk, will act as a repeater/communications hub for other devices or to
    other satellites. Probably should require line-of-sight

    Satellite Dish
    * Takes information from sat transceiver and transmits it to Satellite

    Satellite Transceiver
    * Takes information from ____s and forwards it to Satellite Dish

    Redstone Converter
    * Measures redstone level and provides it to Sat Transceiver

    Seismic Sensor
    * When explosion, block-breaking, or footsteps is detected it will estimate distance/location and provide it to
    Sat Transceiver. Possibly related to function of yet to be delivered skulk sensor.

    Printer
    * Will add messages received from transceiver to a book(s) with timestamping available.

    Fax Machine
    * Will "scan" the contents of a book and able to send them to be printed at other location.

    Dialer
    * Will send a message ( book contents ) to a printer or Pager when specified conditions
    are met ( redstone signal strength from specified side(s) ? )

    Pager/SMS-Phone
    * Can receive messages from dialer or send them to Printers or other Pagers
    ~~~


    Stronger Building Materials

    The idea is to allow adding some level of grief-resistance to some of the common building blocks, so that
    they take longer to mine. I would like if a custom enchantment could be created which would allow the
    block's creator and/or clan to have the regular break-times for these strengthened blocks.

    *Pressure Infuser
    This would be based on a block like the furnace, and you put wood items inside it,
    and it consumes other items ( perhaps fire resistance potions? ) to impart strengthening
    effects on the wood. The idea is that you are doing a process like pressure treating of
    wood to impregnate it with fire retardants etc.

    Allows you to create FR ( Fire Resistant ) logs, planks, slabs etc.


    *Obsidian Grinder
    This would also be based on a block like the furnace or brewing stand, and would convert
    obsidian into
    powdered/flaked or similar form. This powdered/flaked obsidian could be combined with
    common building blocks to increase their mining time and blast resistance ala obsidian.
    Perhaps it would consume TNT or diamonds ( diamond cutters ) to perform the conversion.

    Examples of items you might be able to create - Hardened Iron Door, Reinforced Concrete,
    Ballistic Glass.

    ~~~


    Trainable Mobs
    * Can tame a mob so it doesn't target you / your clan(s).
    * Can tell it to target other players, clans, etc. ( Operate on a whitelist, or blacklist, etc )
    * Can instruct it to stay put, or walk a 'beat'/patrol path
    * Can set boundaries to allow/end pursuit.
    * Can be set to fallback at specified health threshold, when threat is no longer visible etc
    * Can operate trapdoors, allowing a ranged-attacking mob to open the trapdoor and fire on
    player, then close the door to shield from return-fire.
    * Can receive status effects from friendly beacons

    Maybe a system where you tame them so they aren't aggressive towards you, then some method to increase their abilities like
    using bookcases on them to increase their intelligence to allow more complex functions.

    Security Cameras

    To my knowledge, existing security camera plugins work by basically allowing the player to "freecam" into the camera's location.
    The goal would be to allow the storage of footage, even if outside of the game. Limited research suggests there are no
    functions available to plugins that would allow screenshots to be created and saved. The two known approaches would be to
    either:

    * Run a ( modified ) client logged into the server, and have the plugin tell it what to look at/record.

    * Write a separate program to read the chunk-data and render the area(s) to be observed such as is done on bluemap and
    overviewer. Probably much more complicated to create and track changes to the chunk and player movements into/out of.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Wut plugin ideas u got?

    I'm more familiar with the hack client type stuff but ever since getting into uberitems, Incendium and Badlion I have been more interested in modpacks and legal hack clients or API websites for hypixel stuff

    https://sky.shiiyu.moe/


    Hack clients are fucked I have like 5 different ones, one of them legal. would be nice just to have 1 client that works for every version with all of those features. Those communities are totally different though.

    But then you have people like Raysworks who scoffs when he has to use a macro because it means downloading a hack client but I think people like him, ilmango and phoenixSC code their own forge plugins to do their own shit or use very basic console type stuff

    Also I have been getting into 3D modeling for NFTs and it's similar to minecraft stuff. I like the satellite idea LET ME KNOW IF U NEED ANY MODELS COOKED UP FOR THAT



    I found a person that makes minecraft 3D models for a living which sounds more lucrative than what I do tbh im kinda jealous

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    So a legal client would be more ease-of-use/ quality-of-life type things? That's really what I'm interested in, I don't need all the PVP or griefing functions. Maybe I need to look into these legal clients, one might already have my idea that I was thinking would be cool to add to Wurst - an auto-crafter for BRICKING SHIT UP. Like for iron farms it would go thru the sequence to combine ingots to blocks. Gold farms have the added step nuggets->ingots->blocks and i dont see the point of getting carpal tunnel doing that shit 200 times. Would be useful for a lot of different farm products- gold, iron, redstone, quartz, glowstone, probably several others.

    Yeah I can see why they don't wanna use cheaty programs but at some point enough is enough and the grind is just stupid and repetitive. Also one of my favorite farm designers/technical players gnembon ( he designed the iron farm at Labrador ) who also made carpetmod just went to work for mojang what a boss.

    That would be cool if you made me some models but I'm better at coming up with ideas than executing them womp womp so don't hold yer breath. It looks really cool to design blocks though, I was watching this long ass vid got half way thru. The program he uses looks pretty easy to pickup.


    brb gonna get some donits
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Adding domain squatting, someone took my fucking idea for a company name but don't have the domain OKAY IM PISSED gotta strong arm these fuckers
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    i have consultation services.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by A College Professor So a legal client would be more ease-of-use/ quality-of-life type things? That's really what I'm interested in, I don't need all the PVP or griefing functions

    Yeah mostly QOL shit, same here and those are the only options is two extremes either a shitty hacker griefing client that's probably backdoored or some pussy 1.8 hypixel PVP client that gets angry letter from hypixel telling them to turn head off swivel because its considered cheating.

  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i have consultation services.

    for what?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood for what?

    consult me to find out.
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you suck at advertising 0/10
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you suck at advertising 0/10

    lets see yours.
  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > Uranium Glass Meth Pipes


    that would be cool; I wonder if you could melt down vintage uranium glass vases to make bongs

    and also whether they'd give you cancer
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by aldra and also whether they'd give you cancer

    If you're smoking meth that's probably the least of your concerns
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you're smoking meth that's probably the least of your concerns

    your making meth users look bad.
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    It's just uranium. Uranium is natural, therefore healthy.
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  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your making meth users look bad.

    Don’t talk about his parents that way it seems like they did a great job bringing him up

    Meth seems like a cool drug after all, Christmas shopping list almost completed now
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my inspiration

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