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2021-11-14 at 5:22 PM UTCReminds me of that Norm joke where he explains how after a plane crashes, lots of windows shift positions and the people in the exit row usually don't still end up being in the exit row because basically any hole in the airplane is now an exit hole and also you're probably dead and obliterated into mush.
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2021-11-14 at 5:24 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 5:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Reminds me of that Norm joke where he explains how after a plane crashes, lots of windows shift positions and the people in the exit row usually don't still end up being in the exit row because basically any hole in the airplane is now an exit hole and also you're probably dead and obliterated into mush.
Im not a plane expert. But the planes with the section where Flight Attendants have their own space at the very back also have a secondary exit. Sit in the back in the row isle. you'll be the first to bust through that door even before they have a chance to open it.
unless you're a Hero type, then you run and grab mom and baby so you don't look like a bitch pushing everyone the fuck out of the way. or you can push everyone out of the way and say you were "Thrown out" "an angel must have pulled you out cause it wasn't your time to go just yet" -
2021-11-14 at 5:27 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 5:28 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 5:28 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker There was no wreckage, no strewn luggage, not a single seat, and both black boxes just disappeared.
You believe in the missile theory? or just making fun of those who did. this guy claims he did it in a simulator as a basic bitch pilot trainee.
So I guess he's an Expert. I have talked to a seasoned pilot of a commercial airline and he said if you're determined to do it, you can pull it off. its hard but you can do it. He was talking about the WTC and not the corkscrew turn on the Pentagon. that would be a little bit harder. but this guy claims it can be done.
https://www.metabunk.org/threads/inexperienced-pilot-recreating-9-11-flight-77s-descending-turn-into-the-pentagon.9438/ -
2021-11-14 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Spezmose Im not a plane expert. But the planes with the section where Flight Attendants have their own space at the very back also have a secondary exit. Sit in the back in the row isle. you'll be the first to bust through that door even before they have a chance to open it.
unless you're a Hero type, then you run and grab mom and baby so you don't look like a bitch pushing everyone the fuck out of the way. or you can push everyone out of the way and say you were "Thrown out" "an angel must have pulled you out cause it wasn't your time to go just yet"
In his same joke Norm talks about how he's obviously lying when he agrees that in compensation for the extra let room he gets for sitting in that row that he will totally help others off the plane before himself, if there's an emergency crash landing. -
2021-11-14 at 5:34 PM UTCI believe in the "Smoking Gun" Pilot ep theory. like in that spinoff of Xfiles just months prior. where someone installed an AI guidance into the cockpits and just cut off communications and played some BS feed of terrorist telling everyone to stay calm.
it makes the most sense. what happen to the real passenger or their luggage if it was not found at either Pentagon or flight 93 into a PA field. good question -
2021-11-14 at 5:35 PM UTCAlso he gets mad when the flight attendant explains how in the event of a crash you should put the oxygen mask on yourself before anyone else including your own child.
"That was my plan to begin with you didn't have to fucking blurt it out to the entire plane." -
2021-11-14 at 5:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ In his same joke Norm talks about how he's obviously lying when he agrees that in compensation for the extra let room he gets for sitting in that row that he will totally help others off the plane before himself, if there's an emergency crash landing.
did he then laugh and say "naw that's horse-shit?"
cause I know Norms jokes. -
2021-11-14 at 5:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Also he gets mad when the flight attendant explains how in the event of a crash you should put the oxygen mask on yourself before anyone else including your own child.
"That was my plan to begin with you didn't have to fucking blurt it out to the entire plane."
Its a funny joke. link it.
but I hate to ruin the joke with the seriousness of why. it's because if you put it on them first, they're clueless as to what to do, you'll passout and they'll just sit there screaming at you for help and die anyways. if you put yours on first, they pass out, you place it on them after yourself and then hopefully have some Dad plan to get them out alive. -
2021-11-14 at 5:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Also he gets mad when the flight attendant explains how in the event of a crash you should put the oxygen mask on yourself before anyone else including your own child.
"That was my plan to begin with you didn't have to fucking blurt it out to the entire plane."
Would you follow that rule and obey? -
2021-11-14 at 5:49 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Could I follow that rule without obeying ?
And if I had my child next to me, I guess I can't honestly say what I would do in a panic but I like to think I would DISOBEY the rule and help them first because who the fuck am I anyway
the idea is probably that if there's too great a drop in air pressure you're likely to pass out before you have time to get both your kid's and your mask on
in practice though, it's not like you can do much to mitigate a plane crash anyway so it doesn't really matter whether you pass out or not -
2021-11-14 at 6:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Could I follow that rule without obeying ?
And if I had my child next to me, I guess I can't honestly say what I would do in a panic but I like to think I would DISOBEY the rule and help them first because who the fuck am I anyway
Most people today are "civic-minded" and will follow explicit instructions from authorities without question or hesitation. That's why I asked. -
2021-11-14 at 7:02 PM UTCMore like Shitchute
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2021-11-14 at 8:53 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 10:06 PM UTCDAR
doin a rape -
2021-11-14 at 10:11 PM UTCMaking a food.
I call it the White Trash Burrito.
Uncle Ben's cheddar and broccoli rice.
Wonderbread flatbread.
A can of baked beans.
Voila
