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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I am going to take a plane to Seattle. then buy some camping shit when I get there and maybe rent a pickup truck or off road.

    I am not waiting to get my passport. takes too long and I am leaving soon. I'm going to park the rental near the border and sneak into Canada. whats the most they will do, deport me back tot he US. I'll tell them I got lost hiking and crossed over. i saw where there is no fencing and drug smugglers cross over to bc for bc bud however its patrolled by drones. yet overcast is common and you just cross over and into a small town is pretty easy. i may have to hop over someones back yard fence but I'm going up into BC and then see if I can take a bus across Canada. there is a charter bus to Montreal that doesn't ask for a passport. hop off in Toronto. spend some time there and then figure out how to cross back into US either Buffalo or get down into Detroit.

    I'm doing it for the thrill. I'll document and post on Youtube my phone videos of me traveling. I told Gigi I am turning on a ap-switch to take people to LA (last week) on uber. I never lied to her before but she is forcing me to because she's so protective of me. however she said that sounds neat but to be careful. And I said I may stay a few days working down there just for the change) so she wont freak out. I might be leaving tonight.

    I need to pack light. pup tent, thin thermal foil sleeping bag. lots of energy protein bars. I hope they dont ask for Passport at money exchange. im sure a can find a store that will break American money. I hope. this feels like a Jack Kerouac adventure.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I am going to take a plane to Seattle. then buy some camping shit when I get there and maybe rent a pickup truck or off road.

    I am not waiting to get my passport. takes too long and I am leaving soon. I'm going to park the rental near the border and sneak into Canada. whats the most they will do, deport me back tot he US. I'll tell them I got lost hiking and crossed over. i saw where there is no fencing and drug smugglers cross over to bc for bc bud however its patrolled by drones. yet overcast is common and you just cross over and into a small town is pretty easy. i may have to hop over someones back yard fence but I'm going up into BC and then see if I can take a bus across Canada.

    you can cross outside abbotsford in the rural areas

    there isn't even a fence for huge chunks of Idaho you can drive right up to some parts there is just sensors and signs along rivers

    I heard the BC side of Montana is also a popular one
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you can cross outside abbotsford in the rural areas

    there isn't even a fence for huge chunks of Idaho you can drive right up to some parts there is just sensors and signs along rivers

    I heard the BC side of Montana is also a popular one

    too far. I'm flying into Seattle.

    I decided to uber up into the town of Lynden Wa. its like Slovang California. A Danish or Dutch looking town. just 5 miles from the border. I want to check out Vancuver. I'm bringing my thick blue rain coat that has fleece. and layer in sweats and a sweater and double socks. bring my workboots

    Im just gonna go into Target or Walmart or whatever Canada version is and buy underwear and socks and throw into my backpack instead of bringing my own. so I dont have to wash shit. just toss out my pants and buy another pair and new sweats. just dispose of what I am wearing and push on. Like a bum. every man should try this a few times in their lives.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I am going to take a plane to Seattle. then buy some camping shit when I get there and maybe rent a pickup truck or off road.

    I am not waiting to get my passport. takes too long and I am leaving soon. I'm going to park the rental near the border and sneak into Canada. whats the most they will do, deport me back tot he US. I'll tell them I got lost hiking and crossed over. i saw where there is no fencing and drug smugglers cross over to bc for bc bud however its patrolled by drones. yet overcast is common and you just cross over and into a small town is pretty easy. i may have to hop over someones back yard fence but I'm going up into BC and then see if I can take a bus across Canada. there is a charter bus to Montreal that doesn't ask for a passport. hop off in Toronto. spend some time there and then figure out how to cross back into US either Buffalo or get down into Detroit.

    I'm doing it for the thrill. I'll document and post on Youtube my phone videos of me traveling. I told Gigi I am turning on a ap-switch to take people to LA (last week) on uber. I never lied to her before but she is forcing me to because she's so protective of me. however she said that sounds neat but to be careful. And I said I may stay a few days working down there just for the change) so she wont freak out. I might be leaving tonight.

    I need to pack light. pup tent, thin thermal foil sleeping bag. lots of energy protein bars. I hope they dont ask for Passport at money exchange. im sure a can find a store that will break American money. I hope. this feels like a Jack Kerouac adventure.

    NiS is on the cyber plane, you can't get away from it traveling on the physical plane.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson NiS is on the cyber plane, you can't get away from it traveling on the physical plane.

    Im not getting away from it. I'm documenting my travel and place it on here.

    I'm about to leave. Plane takes off in a little over 4 hours at around 5. fucking thing is going to Salt Lake City first and wont arrive in Seattle till well after 9pm
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Also, when visiting the bay area, never fly into San Francisco or Out unless you have to. Go Oakland. Oakland is so much faster with security check and all that shit. Oakland uses TSA agents.. San Francisco is the only Airport in the USA that uses a private security group that just takes forever. unless you have TSA preflight whatever.

    SFO is a pain in the ass to get a uber or lyft ride.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready never San Francisco
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    G African Astronaut
    This entire scenario is unlikely.
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    Only way across is over the St. Lawrence river. If you really want to come over, just wait a few months and go ice fishing on the St. Lawrence, and when you're finished, walk to the Canadian shore with all the Canadian ice fishermen. They don't keep track of people ice fishing on the river to see if they go to the correct side.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only way across is over the St. Lawrence river. If you really want to come over, just wait a few months and go ice fishing on the St. Lawrence, and when you're finished, walk to the Canadian shore with all the Canadian ice fishermen. They don't keep track of people ice fishing on the river to see if they go to the correct side.

    Or you could just go camping in Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, or Washington and just stroll in during the warm summer months.
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    You're gonna leave the woman behind right?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Where da pix @
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