NIGGER tried to cut me off.

1. 2021-11-04 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   So I put him in a ditch...
   
   
   
   
   I was approaching a stop sign and a Chrysler 300 (of course) was running up on me from behind and I knew he was about to cut me off.
   The stop sign was the end of the road so you have to go left or right.
   As he was starting to go around me I decided to accelerate instead of brake because I was there first and in my neighborhood black people drive like shit and constantly do this crap.
   He had no time to brake and tried making a hard right going way too fast and he went in a ditch, flipped his shit and totalled his ride.
   I was laughing my fucking ass off as I watched him stumble out of his car.
   He ran around the passenger side to pick up his gun then took off across the field.
   I called the cops and they swarmed in within maybe 2 minutes.
   Apparently the nigger has warrants and is a violent offender.
   
   I feel really good knowing I literally got him off the street and into a ditch.
   😂😂😂😂
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2. 2021-11-04 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   That was me
3. 2021-11-04 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   next time i'll get your ass boy TREE DIXIE FO FO LYFE
4. 2021-11-04 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #4
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I will never unplug my dash cam again.
   I am so pissed I didn't capture it on video.
5. 2021-11-04 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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6. 2021-11-04 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #6
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   That's called driving defensively.
   Good job Fona!
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7. 2021-11-04 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Based
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8. 2021-11-04 at 3:19 AM UTC

   #8
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   thats fuckin awesome
   too bad he didnt fly through the windshield
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9. 2021-11-04 at 7:46 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Electrons never decelerate or accelerate, even when changing valence shell orbitals. It always moves at the same speed
10. 2021-11-04 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    You're just as bad as that nigger that shot my brother in the elbow on the freeway for trying to merge when he was on the way to check his daughter's covid test results.
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11. 2021-11-04 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Why
12. 2021-11-04 at 8:01 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I'd love to teach you a few things on the mat about respect, you're too broken to even pass a football, sore loser man. I don't understand why values are so difficult. You're real work brother.
13. 2021-11-04 at 8:55 AM UTC

    #13
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    unfortunate
14. 2021-11-04 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You have redeemed yourself
15. 2021-11-04 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #15
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    dont show your penis to niggers.
16. 2021-11-05 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #16
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    good work white man.
17. 2021-11-07 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Spezmose Houston
    oh my gosh. what have I just read? you're just as dangerous.
18. 2021-11-08 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yeah
    
    But what were you expecting to happen Fona? A drag race?
19. 2021-11-10 at 7:23 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Spezmose Houston

    Originally posted by Fonaplats So I put him in a ditch…
    
    
    
    
    I was approaching a stop sign and a Chrysler 300 (of course) was running up on me from behind and I knew he was about to cut me off.
    The stop sign was the end of the road so you have to go left or right.
    As he was starting to go around me I decided to accelerate instead of brake because I was there first and in my neighborhood black people drive like shit and constantly do this crap.
    He had no time to brake and tried making a hard right going way too fast and he went in a ditch, flipped his shit and totalled his ride.
    I was laughing my fucking ass off as I watched him stumble out of his car.
    He ran around the passenger side to pick up his gun then took off across the field.
    I called the cops and they swarmed in within maybe 2 minutes.
    Apparently the nigger has warrants and is a violent offender.
    
    I feel really good knowing I literally got him off the street and into a ditch.
    😂😂😂😂

    
    How come it's green in the top photo and you look like your "key'ed" into the photo like a greenscreen? then it's red on the bottom photo. it looks pixily around the edges of your head.
    
    Just curious. Is there a local story you can link showing this story is factual?
20. 2021-11-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Spezmose How come it's green in the top photo and you look like your "key'ed" into the photo like a greenscreen? then it's red on the bottom photo. it looks pixily around the edges of your head.
    
    Just curious. Is there a local story you can link showing this story is factual?

    
    
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