I invented a cocktail

1. 2021-11-06 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   It's called the FUCK COMMUNISM maple sour it's made exactly like a whiskey sour except i ran out of simple syrup and COMMUNISTS stole all the canadian whiskey and rye so I had to use scotch and maple syrup instead
   
   
   
   
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2. 2021-11-06 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   it tastes like shit
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3. 2021-11-06 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   but it's still better than communist regulatory anti capitalist FUCKS
4. 2021-11-06 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   OH boy that's hangover material if I have ever saw it.
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5. 2021-11-06 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #5
   Nile bump
   Oh snap the GROUSE
6. 2021-11-06 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Maple syrup is a pretty fucking garbage replacement for simple syrup i do say. Not going to be making that again lol
7. 2021-11-10 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Why are you buying maple syrup when you're supposed to be poor?
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8. 2021-11-10 at 3:45 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why are you buying maple syrup when you're supposed to be poor?

   
   I think I make more money than you now. I wasn't lying when I said I have a good resume
9. 2021-11-10 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   only homosexuals would bastardize their alcohols.
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10. 2021-11-10 at 4:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think I make more money than you now. I wasn't lying when I said I have a good resume

    
    I hope you will include your discovery of this drink on it.
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11. 2021-11-10 at 4:35 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only homosexuals would bastardize their alcohols.

    
    yeah it was honestly much better just on the rocks. I wanted to make whiskey cocktails but they don't sell good whiskey in Ontario, truly a shame.
12. 2021-11-10 at 4:38 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    doesnt matter. cocktails and a bag of ice.
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13. 2021-11-10 at 4:55 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ....
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14. 2021-11-10 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think I make more money than you now. I wasn't lying when I said I have a good resume

    
    Lol, delusional as well as frivolous.
15. 2021-11-10 at 7:19 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    once the big bucks start rolling in you folx gonna remember how wild I can get
    
    

    Originally posted by Ronaldo scron Toaster in the bathtub is now a meme
    
    We just hung out the other day, his dad kicked him out and we were looking at places. He also just got robbed of all his weed by lesbian mafia members so he came to see me and get some herb
    
    He seemed really out of it, like I would talk and say hey man wanna go here? Do something? He just stared off into space a lot.
    
    He randomly says to me as I'm rolling a J "hey man, what do you think happens if you drop a toaster in the bathtub"
    
    He also said something about time travel.. Idk.
    
    I tried calling him for a ride to work also nobody could get a hold of him last night..
    After 3 calls his dad picked up and told me what happened.
    
    His legacy was toasters, The ultimate Trianglist exit.
    
    

16. 2022-01-21 at 3:41 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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