Glasgow Climate Summit Dead Before Liftoff.

1. 2021-10-31 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   With all the tension between the US, UK, AUS, and the Frogs over subs and Australian unwillingness to signal a commitment to net zero by 2050 this "summit" is a train derailment before it leaves the station.
   
   Scott Morrison, the Australian PM, has contradicted Biden’s comments on whether French were informed about Aukus.
   
   https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/oct/31/scott-morrison-contradicts-bidens-claims-that-french-werent-fully-informed-on-aukus
   
   
   
   Australia will not commit to net zero by 2050
   
   
   
   
   
   
   The UK is pissing in Australis's post toasties over their failure to commit.
   
   https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/oct/30/uks-top-climate-adviser-launches-scathing-attack-on-australia-on-eve-of-cop26
   
   
   Marcon basically tells Morrison you broke trust and the only way to fix it is with a check.
   
   https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/28/france-seeks-tangible-actions-from-australia-after-submarines-row
2. 2021-10-31 at 9:14 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
3. 2021-11-03 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Stupid Americans.
   
   It's pronounced GLAZ-GO not Glass-cow
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   • Sudo
4. 2021-11-03 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Australia won't because China won't let them
5. 2021-11-04 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stupid Americans.
   
   It's pronounced GLAZ-GO not Glass-cow

   
   Yo mama was an Az-Cow