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  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny โ†‘ thread brought out lots of tampoon experts.

    โ†‘ simp
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker โ†‘ simp

    โ†‘ low kinetic retort
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny โ†‘ low kinetic retort



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker โ†‘ simp
  4. #64
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja, for either being a whore or a slut.

    So you're just not going to answer the question?

    You've already admitted that a hymen can easily be broken WITHOUT having sex of any sort, which also equates to a broken hymen doesn't automatically mean they aren't a virgin. Someone with a broken hymen who hasn't had sex is still a virgin, you colossal idiot.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by AngryIVer So you're just not going to answer the question?

    You've already admitted that a hymen can easily be broken WITHOUT having sex of any sort, which also equates to a broken hymen doesn't automatically mean they aren't a virgin. Someone with a broken hymen who hasn't had sex is still a virgin, you colossal idiot.

    thats like arguing that a jar of tomato paste with a broken seal is "new" and un-consumed. yea sure, but good luck finding a customer that would be willing to buy that at their normal price. if at all.

    or that easily-broken "warranty void if seal is broken" seal. see if you can still get your warranties with that broken.

    product freshness, women included, are indicated by their seals.

    DO NOT ACCEPT IF SEAL IS BROKEN.
  6. #66
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats like arguing that a jar of tomato paste with a broken seal is "new" and un-consumed. yea sure, but good luck finding a customer that would be willing to buy that at their normal price. if at all.

    or that easily-broken "warranty void if seal is broken" seal. see if you can still get your warranties with that broken.

    product freshness, women included, are indicated by their seals.

    DO NOT ACCEPT IF SEAL IS BROKEN.

    Not even remotely the same thing unless there's things that can happen naturally that cause the seal to break.

    Go ahead an answer the question now.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Not even remotely the same thing unless there's things that can happen naturally that cause the seal to break.

    Go ahead an answer the question now.

    are you that idiot that buys "new" stuffs without their original wrappings and/or packagings ?

  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you that idiot that buys "new" stuffs without their original wrappings and/or packagings ?


    And you are a virgin who does not what a virgin is
  9. #69
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update: Im just going to keep driving it until it dies. Not interested in investing anymore money into it.
    I've already secured a car loan and feel id be better off with something that doesn't leak more than the Exxon Valdez.
  10. #70
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Update: Im just going to keep driving it until it dies. Not interested in investing anymore money into it.
    I've already secured a car loan and feel id be better off with something that doesn't leak more than the Exxon Valdez.

    Good on you. You are finally not throwing good money after bad.
  11. #71
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Do you own anything that isnโ€™t fucked up? I bet you didnโ€™t replace that microwave yet

    Wait, seems like you and ratboy are related now
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And you are a virgin who does not what a virgin is

    โ†‘ buys "new" old stuff
  13. #73
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny โ†‘ buys "new" old stuff

    ^Can't even buy a used car
  14. #74
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Can't even buy a used car

    treat used item like its new like a cuck
  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny treat used item like its new like a cuck

    I take care of every item I own. Which I why I have so many items and you have so few.
  16. #76
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls Do you own anything that isnโ€™t fucked up? I bet you didnโ€™t replace that microwave yet

    Wait, seems like you and ratboy are related now

    I bought a new one 2 months or so ago.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I take care of every item I own. Which I why I have so many items and you have so few.

    comparing yourself to someone living in third world country to make yourself feel better ?

  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny comparing yourself to someone living in third world country to make yourself feel better ?


    Not to make myself feel better to make you feel even worse.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not to make myself feel better to make you feel even worse.

    except i felt nothing, like every sex worker you've consorted.

  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny except i felt nothing, like every sex worker you've consorted.


    So you felt like nothing never?
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