2021-10-04 at 3:18 PM UTC
It's at casa de fruta this weekend for Oktoberfest they have full contact ( hubba bubba )jousting and it's going to be a hoot who else is going to be there I got to get my get up I'm going to dress up like a night kick somebody's f****** ass while I'm there chugging pumpkin flavored beer
"Why do we say poop when we touch somebody's nose? *Boop* same reason we play scratchers from California lottery this postit's supposed to sponsored by the California lottery commission
2021-10-06 at 12:47 PM UTC
Last time i went to the Texas renfest a guy selling Jerky shouted to my wife "My Lady, when was the last time your Lord gave you some really good meat"
2021-10-29 at 6:53 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
i hope you have a good time