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  1. #1
    something people would go crazy over i'm down for anything

    my personal choice at the moment is to rig explosives in a gov. building with a copy of the unabomber manifesto on the steps with me hung up on the flagpole
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    Jumping off a building or bridge in a crowded place is always a classic. Huge mess and everyone freaks out.
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    thinking something more flashy that hasn't been done before
    city sidewalk pancake is always a choice if i'm in a hurry though
  4. #4
    Yeah but let's be real, you probably have limited resources here.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'll show you a 'crisis moment'
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    no job and minimal expenses, 20k in cash with more accessible, extensive knowledge/experience in everything from explosives manufacturing to hitman services, I have lost all emotional capability, morals, and sympathy (why i'm killing myself) and i'm down for anything
    i'm leaving the result of my life up to people here, i'll take the next few years preparing and attempt to topple the gov. of macedonia, i'll assassinate the president, i'll climb everest jerk off at the top then charge a few kgs of rdx be creative
  7. #7
    If you have that much ambition over committing suicide I don't think you're suicidal enough
  8. #8
    that don't make sense, I just want to go out doing something not lame
  9. #9
    Originally posted by unamenefreghista that don't make sense, I just want to go out doing something not lame

    Well, most people ready to kill themselves are so down and out and broken that they don't tend to dream/think that big but I guess I admire the enthusiasm.
  10. #10
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    do it fgt

  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    >unabomber manifesto
    >not even writing your own manifesto

    Fuck me how tragic. At least get someone to ghost write a murder manifesto on your behalf. Don't just plagiarize Dr. Ted.
  12. #12
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Most of his manifesto was about what though? I never figured him out. Was he against those destroying the ecology (in his eyes) or for it?

    he was sending packages of bombs to mainly Cal Berkeley or was it all over the country? was it about the Research center above the campus on the now locked gated labs. I used to be able to drive people there and then drive off of it. got lost and drove around it once. nothing but office looking buildings and a few of those arch shape garage like buildings. now uber or lyft has to drop people off and they have to walk the rest of the way which is very steep hills. it's a good workout but I bet they're pissed because they get to work all sweaty now LOL



    his anger issue seemed a bit mirrored of what he was angry against.
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Have you tried not thinking about killing yourself? It’s pretty sweet, and that’s what I try to do. If you get shitty thoughts immediately change them to happy ones
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Have you tried not thinking about killing yourself? It’s pretty sweet, and that’s what I try to do. If you get shitty thoughts immediately change them to happy ones

    Lately I been having thoughts about picking off invading forces underground but I'll be where they are and shooting them through a computer assisted 50 cal rifle and watching them and laughing at them above me thinking there is a sniper out in front of them.

    but I'll have like dozens of them and switching off so they'll wonder if there are multiple snipers or just one.

    could happen and probably happened in Vietnam
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    off yourself
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    WellHung Black Hole
    kill urself now!
  17. #17
    Have you considered killing yourself by old age?
  18. #18
    Originally posted by unamenefreghista no job and minimal expenses, 20k in cash with more accessible, extensive knowledge/experience in everything from explosives manufacturing to hitman services, I have lost all emotional capability, morals, and sympathy (why i'm killing myself) and i'm down for anything
    i'm leaving the result of my life up to people here, i'll take the next few years preparing and attempt to topple the gov. of macedonia, i'll assassinate the president, i'll climb everest jerk off at the top then charge a few kgs of rdx be creative



    sig hell.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Lately I been having thoughts about picking off invading forces underground but I'll be where they are and shooting them through a computer assisted 50 cal rifle and watching them and laughing at them above me thinking there is a sniper out in front of them.

    but I'll have like dozens of them and switching off so they'll wonder if there are multiple snipers or just one.

    could happen and probably happened in Vietnam

    never gonna happen
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You could cut a hole in your stomach and pull out the starting tube of your gutty works and pin it to a wall in your downtown district and then just slowly back up across the main street blocking off traffic with your intestines
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