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Make sense of this and I will send you $1,000

  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  2. #2
    put the 1000 in an escrow first and then we'll talk.
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny put the 1000 in an escrow first and then we'll talk.

    And we have our first unsuccessful contestant.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And we have our first and only contestant.

    he he,
  5. #5
    This fake Biden is a mind-controlled organic robot. It still has glitches. They're working on it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    One day he has liver spots and can't think of the next word "the" and stutters on it for 10 seconds with slightly worn teeth and balding hairline and the next day/week he has a lush thick silver hairline, airbrushed face and nice white teeth and speaks fairly well.

    What gives?
  7. #7
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready One day he has liver spots and can't think of the next word "the" and stutters on it for 10 seconds with slightly worn teeth and balding hairline and the next day/week he has a lush thick silver hairline, airbrushed face and nice white teeth and speaks fairly well.

    What gives?

    They sprayed Ubik on him.
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe They sprayed Ubik on him.

    More like Oobleck
  9. #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Even leftist SNL was making fun of his health. He's hit an all time low
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    We can't let Biden be pushed out of office. Look who's going to take control.


    Kamala. That should scare the living shit out of you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is all part of God's plan .

    Honestly have you read the Bible seriously

    Jesus has a plan for each and every one of us , a unique plan. Just trust in Him.
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready We can't let Biden be pushed out of office. Look who's going to take control.


    Kamala. That should scare the living shit out of you.

    Dude, She would be no more in charge of shit than Biden is now. It is no different that this:

  13. #13
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready We can't let Biden be pushed out of office. Look who's going to take control.


    Kamala. That should scare the living shit out of you.

    i pray to her hindu gods and deities that she be made president soon.
  14. #14
    pay up

    "A video circulating on social media appears to show Joe Biden hesitating and stumbling over his words when asked about sexual misconduct allegations by the hosts of popular ABC show The View. The video has been altered by splicing segments of the former Vice President speaking, which is evident when comparing the original interview with the version posted online."

    https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-biden-theview-idUSKBN2322U4
  15. #15
    just like there are 2 genders, there are 2 versions of this clip.

    This is the fake one.
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood pay up

    "A video circulating on social media appears to show Joe Biden hesitating and stumbling over his words when asked about sexual misconduct allegations by the hosts of popular ABC show The View. The video has been altered by splicing segments of the former Vice President speaking, which is evident when comparing the original interview with the version posted online."

    https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-biden-theview-idUSKBN2322U4

    Fact check, how cute.
  17. #17
    I was gonna actually translate what he said but realized it was a fake clip in about 2 seconds.

    If any of these fake Biden speaking clips the right wing media uses were actually real he would be out of office so fast. But they are all heavily edited but they still pretend they're real and say HOW CAN THEY KEEP HIM IN OFFICE THIS IS CLEARLY ELDER ABUSE AND WE NEED TO STORM THE WHITE HOUSE AND MURDER THEM ALL TO GET THIS SENILE OLD FUCK OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE

    like holy shit calm down the fucking clip is fake you RETARDS

    I don't get it. Is everyone just a faggot larper like with Qanon HE'S REAL GUYS AND TOTALLY NOT AN AUTISTIC MEME FROM 4CHAN #IBELIEVEYOU
  18. #18
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    It's sobering to think that both Biden and me shit ourselves on the same chair.
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