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I banged a hooker with an Ernst Junger quote tattooed on her back
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2021-10-22 at 2:12 AM UTCfjThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-22 at 2:23 AM UTC
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2021-10-22 at 2:24 AM UTCI've been trying to find a copy of Storm of Steel
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2021-10-22 at 2:27 AM UTCwait I don't get it
are you saying it's not an NSDAP reference? the kid in the poster is wearing a Hitler Youth outfit and it has the SS bolts
a lot of Russians felt a sort of kinship with the nazis; it was one of the reasons for all Stalin's mad purges
there are still a lot of them today, they claim 'Aryan' heritage through the Viking Rus -
2021-10-22 at 2:41 AM UTCDid she take offense to being accused of nazism?
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2021-10-22 at 9:28 AM UTCWill write it up, but I just had around the longest two weeks of my life and am feeling nearly burned out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-22 at 9:11 PM UTC
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2021-10-22 at 10:41 PM UTCyou guys wouldnt do some shots off her back?
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2021-10-23 at 12:53 AM UTCBasically I went to Ukraine in December 2020 to go to Chornobyl and maybe to do some sex tourism too. Mostly I just wanted out of the Corona virus bullshit, and Ukraine was about the only place that was still open. While waddling down the national street in Kyiv, the capital, a girl came up to me and asked me for a cigarette. I didn't smoke, and neither did she, so it seemed odd. She told me she was supposed to meet her girlfriend for food, but the girlfriend had flaked, and she needed some money for the subway or some shit like that. I didn't believe her, but I said OK and gave her some bullshit money, maybe 200UAH (about €6). Then she suggested we go grocery shopping and I said OK. That's how I met grocery girl.
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2021-10-23 at 1:21 AM UTCSkipping right over a lot, groceries has been my sorta dinner companion, sorta girlfriend every time I go to Kyiv. Although I basically keep her (she earns about $350 a month at her job) she's pretty hard to get along with, and we have lots of fights. On one of our recent fights I decided to get a hooker, as you do in Kyiv.
I had one I had seen since the last time I was in Ukraine, and asked her to my hotel room. She advertised her language as "English", not as Ukrainian and Russian, and only took Euros, both of which were off. She was really nice on Whatsapp, but wouldn't meet me the first time I messaged her, since it was about 2am, and she only worked until 12am.
While in Kyiv I spent a few nights in the Ibis at the Railway Station. Beautiful hotel, I loved how the room seemed to have everything thought out for guests. I then moved into an AirBNB in an old Soviet flat for a week. Even Groceries Girl said the flat was dingy and old, but it had everything you might need, like a nice enough bed, a bathroom, kitchen, and a great view of the city. I slept in the bed the first night, but got new sheets and pillows before groceries girl stayed over, I am classy like that.
Groceries stayed over that weekend. We had a good time. Had some sex in the bed, Groceries did her usual weird thing laying down plastic everywhere and feeding me cheese and crackers. It's endearing. She only ever usually stays over on weekends, the rest of the time she works at her bullshit $2 an hour fake job.
Then Groceries and me had a fight. Basically it was after the I wanted to have sex or something, and she was, as usual cold and unresponsive. She is terrible at sex, never gets wet enough for penetration, always needs lube, never orgasms no matter what I do, even when I lick her out for hours. It's not me either before you start Techno - any other girl would cum buckets, but not her. She just has that whole cold Russian-descent thing going on. It kind of bothers me.
Anyway, the AirBNB was $20 a night, so I had to spend my last night at Ibis, about $70 a night, which didn't bother me. Ibis is just so clean and modern and western that it feels like being at home. So moved to Ibis, but Groceries didn't want to have sex the night before, so whatsapped the hooker again while waiting to check in.
Let me explain. Hotels let you check in at around 2pm. But they want you to check out at around 11am. I had checked out from the AirBNB at 10am, so I had moved my shit into my rental car, so was homeless for a few hours. I actually messaged the hooker from KFC, right across from Ibis, and arranged to meet her at 3pm, about an hour after I was due to check in.
There was a homeless outreach right beside KFC that day. Lots of homeless babushkas and dedushkas waiting for free food. On the road beside them there are $100k+ Mercs and Audis. It's sobering to encounter actually poor people. In the west we have drug addicts and bullshit like that, but not actual people who live sober, meal to meal. Groceries girl gives them money. I prefer to pretend they don't exist at all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-23 at 1:32 AM UTCAnyway, at 3pm she sent me a Whatsapp, she was outside. Stuff my cash in the safe in the room, code 3690, as usual. Show her up, trying to act professional or whatever, like we don't know each other. She was a little emotionally cold at first. Harsh face, eyebrow piercing. She took a shower.
When she took her shower she was naked. She has a big burn on her left hip, she explained that she had let boiling water slip, so she looked like a monster. I said no you don't look like a monster. She was pretty. She was €60 an hour. "Can you stay 2 hours?" "If you pay me." She seemed like she was stating the obvious. She looked pretty cute. "Can we try anal too?" "Sure". Anal was €60 extra. I had no Euro change, so gave her all my Euros, which was 4x €50 bills, €200. Passing off the extra €20 as a tip or whatever, or like I was so rich the €20 didn't even matter to me.
I felt like I should take a shower too, since I was sweaty, and hadn't showered yet in the modern showers in Ibis. Have my shower andThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-23 at 1:41 AM UTCwe have a couple of awkward kisses. I walk around her like she is a new car I am checking out or some shit. She has the beautiful characteristic brown hair so many Russian girls have, but full length, which is always rare and amazing. It's beautiful, and so natural. She feels much like a witch. Fantastic energy around her. Her body is amazing, but behind her hair I notice something. I don't thing she wanted me to notice it. It's a tattoo. I read it. She didn't want me to read it. I recognise it as German. It says something I don't know what, but I think it mentions the Juden. Nice! I ask her about it. She says it's a quote by a German. I enquire further. "Ernst Junger from one of his books" She said which one, but I don't recall. "Oh Ernst Junger, Storm of Steel, I read Storm of Steel" "Oh you know Ernst Junger? Everyone has read Storm of Steel" She seemed impressed at first that I knew who he was, then dismissive that I had only read Storm of Steel.
OK I though. Ernst Junger, he was a WW1 soldier, then a NatSoc? This girl must be a Nazi? Hot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-23 at 1:49 AM UTCWe didn't talk much because her mouth was then occupied. She laid me down in bed and pulled back my foreskin (I have phimosis, so my foreskin can be tight, but she did so with great care like a real pro), and worked my knob better than it has ever been worked. A relentless blow-job. I felt awkward, but she just kept going. Felt like it went on forever, and when I finally came in her mouth she didn't complain, despite the sour look on her face. Took the whole load into her mouth. Went into the bathroom and washed her mouth out well. Amazing stuff.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-23 at 2:34 AM UTCHow do you think she really got that burn?
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2021-10-23 at 3:10 AM UTCNigger fest
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2021-10-23 at 3:11 AM UTC
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2021-10-23 at 3:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump We didn't talk much because her mouth was then occupied. She laid me down in bed and pulled back my foreskin (I have phimosis, so my foreskin can be tight, but she did so with great care like a real pro), and worked my knob better than it has ever been worked. A relentless blow-job. I felt awkward, but she just kept going. Felt like it went on forever, and when I finally came in her mouth she didn't complain, despite the sour look on her face. Took the whole load into her mouth. Went into the bathroom and washed her mouth out well. Amazing stuff.
She got you to pay for anal and then you came in her mouth instead. What a pro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-23 at 9:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump We didn't talk much because her mouth was then occupied. She laid me down in bed and pulled back my foreskin (I have phimosis, so my foreskin can be tight, but she did so with great care like a real pro), and worked my knob better than it has ever been worked. A relentless blow-job. I felt awkward, but she just kept going. Felt like it went on forever, and when I finally came in her mouth she didn't complain, despite the sour look on her face. Took the whole load into her mouth. Went into the bathroom and washed her mouth out well. Amazing stuff.
how much did you pay her and did you pay for individual acts or the whole package? -
2021-10-23 at 9:35 AM UTCso she swallowed?
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2021-10-23 at 9:35 AM UTCyou should have asked what different acts cost individually vs in a package.
