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I have quit smoking.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Smoke my last cigarette 45 minutes ago.
    I won't be buying any more either.
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  2. #2
    Quit drinking too...the desire for both will cancel each other out negative + negative = positive.
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  3. #3
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Quit drinking too…the desire for both will cancel each other out negative + negative = positive.

    negative x negative = positive

    negative + negative = even more negative

    your supremenesity is lacking, white boy
  4. #4
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Smoke my last cigarette 45 minutes ago.
    I won't be buying any more either.

    You'll be rummaging ashtrays within 8 hours. Nicotine got you bitched.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by troon negative x negative = positive

    negative + negative = even more negative

    your supremenesity is lacking, white boy

    Well they can't all be winners.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Too much negativity in this thread
  7. #7
    we need a body positive negroid.
  8. #8
    troon African Astronaut
    i dunno, it's more up than it is down
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    after one week lol?

  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I woke up from a nap and found a cigarette without second thought.
    Fuck me.
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Quit drinking too…the desire for both will cancel each other out negative + negative = positive.

    that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    HIV Positive + positive = ?
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard

    In for a penny, in for a pound. That's what I always say. Chin up, fona. I believe in you.
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I’m trying as well.. I’ve moved to vaping but want to quit that too… I bought some snus hoping that would help me quit but I realized that was retarded as soon as it ran out

    I’m starting to realize this isn’t a matter of weaning myself off like opiates.

    Just have to nut up and stop fr. Doesn’t help that my girl vapes that’s for sure
  15. #15
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard

    You should get an old 1980s personal cassette recorder, record yourself saying "Really no, I'm not gay because my lover identifies as a woman"...then play it back and listen closely...only then will you have heard the most retarded thing in your life.

    Thank me later.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    FAIL
  17. #17
    troon African Astronaut
    The first draw of the day, thumps your chest as it hits your lungs, and the buzz glistens over your brain as you appreciate the satisfaction of the second smoke ring fitting perfectly through the first, before being obliterated by your eventual exhale.

    And that's just the first fucking drag.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Tobacco smokers are trash. The dregs of society.
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  19. #19
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Tobacco smokers are trash. The dregs of society.

    It's like the shittiest drug ever discovered. It does nothing but alleviate the discomfort that it, itself, creates.
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  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
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