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Fona 10-19-2021

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im so tired.
    Only got 2 hours of sleep today and now I gotta go back to work.
    I'm hoping they have nothing to do so I can go home and not feel guilty about it.
    Next month we are suppose to be really busy anyways.

    fixed again*

    Damn I am tired.
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    DUDE! lets not jump the gun here its still the 18th
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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    BIG NEWS

    I got hired at work tonight.
    Comes with a 50 cent raise.
    Then I got asked if I was interested in working on 2nd shift for an extra dollar an hour.
    Seeing as how I don't give a shit about what Im doing while Im here I will be taking this opportunity.
    Besides, I really need to so I can align my schedule with NZ time zone so that I can continue my education.
    The thought of starting new with new people again sucks but the money is welcomed.

    Basically God has decided Im not getting off this roller coaster anytime soon so I might as well just accept it and go with the flow.

    So far 2nd shift consists of myself (the only hired on employee) and 2 temps. There are no supervisors, managers or team leads. This may be my opportunity to shine here and show what I can do.

    When I quit my last job at the end of February I was making $13.35 an hour for a company that had been busing homeless people in to work crappy low paying hard work. I had set a goal to make $15 by the end of the year. Well today I make $18 an hour so I gotta say I feel pretty proud of myself for not only achieving my goal but surpassing it.

    Tonight is super busy and Im really tired but I am feeling pretty good about my job today.
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  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    with two hrs of sleep an extra shift?
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am so tired I forgot thebother Great News.

    I am now an intern for a programming business located in NZ.
    That's the reason im trying to change my schedule up.
    Im looking forward to getting some real world experience and the chance to get my foot in the door some where.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    New head hancho at work has been commuting an hour each way.
    I was talking to him and he says he is stuck in his lease for 6 more months and doesn't know the area enough to even begin looking for a new place.
    Feeling extra nice today I offered him my extra bedroom while he gets acclimated to the area and finds his own spot.
    At no time did I ever think this gesture was going to produce "HEY, COOL! Alright dude I'll talk to you tomorrow" nor did I think he was going to ask me where the nearest golf course is and of course I fucking live right next to it...
    After getting home I realized I am a filthy, dirty, smoker who lives in mildly disturbing conditions that warrant crisis care.
    Now I am trying to find a maid to fix this shit up for me so I can go about my day sleeping and not doing it myself.
    We have a cleaning lady at work who does a pretty good job cleaning the bathrooms used by all the filthy fucks I work with but I can't pronounce her name or I would look her up on Facebook.
    I just hope everything goes as planned so I don't have to make my boss homeless.
    Gee, I guess I could use it as some form of leverage...
    Nah. No way would I ever do that.
    Again...

    But for real he seems pretty cool but honestly I don't know anything about him nor do I care too.
    I have an extra room that I store my extra desk, cat litter box, and closet full of drug paraphernalia in.
    Might as well help someone out.
    and I guess it would give me a good reason to finally throw away all that crap that I haven't bothered to yet.
  7. #7
    Why doesn't he just buy his lease out...
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why doesn't he just buy his lease out…

    IDK, he said he can't.
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why doesn't he just buy his lease out…

    Because he is cheap (poor).
  10. #10
    blaster master victim of incest
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  11. #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Came home and fell asleep around 10am.
    Woke up at 1pm.
    AGAIN!

    I'll never get to sleep good again probably.
  12. #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Jesus, what did I do?
    I don't want a roommate!
  13. #13
    she is gonna pull a knife if you back out now
  14. #14
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood she is gonna pull a knife if you back out now

    Who is she?
  15. #15
    That's a thought...rent the room out to a chick...cash and ass.

    "Room for rent, all bills paid $300pm"

    ..then only interview the ones called Jennifer.
  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a thought…rent the room out to a chick…cash and ass.

    "Room for rent, all bills paid $300pm"

    ..then only interview the ones called Jennifer.

    Sounds like a headache.
    I was seriously just trying to be nice earlier but I also had been awake with little sleep for too long and today I'm still not rested.
  17. #17
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up feeling like I had bad news I was about to find out.
    I've really got my sleep fucked up.
    I'm going to try and run a couple errands today and get my apartment cleaned up a bit and then I got to go to my mom's this evening.
    I have no idea when or if I'll even get another chance to sleep today.
    This shit has me brain fucked.
  18. #18
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Went to my mom's to see what I needed to bring so I could stay for a couple of days.
    Wasn't please to find everything there makes me feel uneasy.
    I do not enjoy being at her house and it brings back a lot of using memories.
    Last time I stayed there I was so drunk everyday I made it possible but being there sober all I see is blood on walls and ceilings and the fucked up fact I had moved a prostitute in once.
    It's just a real headache for me being there at all.
    Probably won't get any sleep staying there.

    I can't believe I broke my "sleep on it" rule and spontaneously changed shifts last night.
    I extra can't believe I offered a stranger a room.
  19. #19
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    In other news I haven't heard from my drunk friend or his grandpa since Sunday and I'm starting to think he is probably fucked and won't act in time to fix it.
  20. #20
    Clearly your biorhythms are low.
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