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I really want to rape my neighbor...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, but my fear of incarceration overrides that desire, as i know that if i were to act on it, i wudn't be doing myself a favor.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's how the legal system is supposed to work
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra that's how the legal system is supposed to work

    It's certainly keeping me in line. I'll do anything to stay out of jail.
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra that's how the legal system is supposed to work

    It seems like you respect legal consequences, also, Aldra. You have been flawlessly executing impulse control, haven't u?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is county jail that much worse than living at a motel?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've had a taste of the long cock of the law and don't want any more than that
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra is county jail that much worse than living at a motel?

    What does that have to do with anything?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I've had a taste of the long cock of the law and don't want any more than that

    plz elaborate. wut were ur circumstances?
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigs?
  10. #10
    Hire a Mexican day laborer and rape her by proxy.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, but my fear of incarceration overrides that desire, as i know that if i were to act on it, i wudn't be doing myself a favor.

    How does one define neighbor when they live in a hotel?
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryIVer How does one define neighbor when they live in a hotel?

    a good rule of thumb is if the guy is missing all his teeth, and has a fat wife, then the dude is not my neighbor. 😊
  13. #13
    Originally posted by AngryIVer How does one define neighbor when they live in a hotel?

    It’s the guy in the dumpster beside the Motel he’s lusting after
  14. #14
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Hellnahandbasket It’s the guy in the dumpster beside the Motel he’s lusting after

    And the person lives in the dumpster?


    I don't really see how my question wasn't legitimate. Don't people generally check out of hotels pretty quickly?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you are a disgusting human being
  16. #16
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung It's certainly keeping me in line. I'll do anything to stay out of jail.

    sounds kinda like something a rat would say
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    or a cock sucker
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by WellHung It's certainly keeping me in line. I'll do anything to stay out of jail.

    What if what it takes to stay out of jail will put you in jail?
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung It's certainly keeping me in line. I'll do anything to stay out of jail.

    Oh it wont be Jail my friend. it will be a Federal or State Prison. depending on who prosecutes you and who you rappppppped
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