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MMG is from Islamabad, Pakistan...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, so make sure to pat him down and give him a full body scan.
  2. #2
    troon African Astronaut
    How about a shower first?
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon How about a shower first?

    Certainly. I accomplish several tasks while showering. I wash my hair, soap off, and brush my teeth. I also pee in the shower. Hbu, Troon?
  4. #4
    troon African Astronaut
    Fine, deliberately misconstrue my words to diminish my efforts at national stereotyping, I don't mind.

    I only do half the tasks you do, since you ask.
  5. #5
    mmG African Astronaut
    False, I am from Mashallah, Arabia
  6. #6
    islamigood
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by WellHung Certainly. I accomplish several tasks while showering. I wash my hair, soap off, and brush my teeth. I also pee in the shower. Hbu, Troon?

    Zok would also do his laundry in the shower by foot stomp.
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  8. #8
    mmG African Astronaut
  9. #9
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Full blooded Pashtun
    comin atcha get back
    or I'll splat ya
    got an ak and an rpg
    Whole betabet on my backa

    Suck my caucus and my dacka
    More crack than a chiropracta
    I'll bomb your mom on Ramadan then harvest poppies on a tracta

    Allah forgive me, I am using the vernacular of today's sinful world to appeal to the lost souls of niggas in space. I believe they may one day find the right path
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  11. #11
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG False, I am from Mashallah, Arabia

    You're a Wahhabis?
  12. #12
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're a Wahhabis?

    Are you an Mormons?
  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Arabs always be naming cities full sentences glorifying the beauty and power of unifying Love through Allah and shit. Dey always so happy to find a source of water out in dem trenches day be like "oh heaven have mercy" and shit amirite?
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Arabs always be naming cities full sentences glorifying the beauty and power of unifying Love through Allah and shit. Dey always so happy to find a source of water out in dem trenches day be like "oh heaven have mercy" and shit amirite?
    Arabia isn't a real country
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG Are you an Mormons?

    I have family who are. I don't understand why you didn't answer my question. also if your word starts with a vowel you should us "a" over "an". you use "an" with a consonant
  16. #16
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG Arabia isn't a real country

    actually it was. it was broken up during the Big wars (WWI n WWII). the whole reason Saddam believed his tribe should have ownership of the mineral rights (oil) over that of the Wahhabi. the whole reason he went into Kuwait to start shit after he felt the US abandon him.
  17. #17
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmG Arabia isn't a real country

    It was named like someone saying "this is Johnsons fucking country of white people I fucked everybody's mom so you all have my name now and I'm the head of every family because of my fucking Johnson. Now I don't really know how to run a country so I'll get some hard line religious leaders to rule the country for me while me and my fam reap the riches"

    That's literally what happened and It's kinda crazy you can be thrown in jail for saying this in that country.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wahabbi paid for 9/11 and not Usama Bin Laden (even though he is family)

    Bush and Cheney asked that the discovery of them funding the terrorist be redacted in the 9/11 report.


    and the Weather Underground Organization was holding a occupy Wall Street like event on that day. And Bill Ayers (The Adopted Father of San Francisco's D.A. Boudin) was a Weather Underground member and was quoted in a New York Paper (I believe the Times or Post) of saying that the bombings were good and more should happen. (not verbatum). On the very day of 9/11/01 occurred
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  19. #19
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Mashallah Arabic Ghawa, 9F89+F4F, Ghansi Bazaar, Hyderabad, Telangana 500066, India

    ^ not sure what this means
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
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