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I realized im unattractive now

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I was a good looking kid but now I have bad skin, I'm old. tried to dye my beard but it looks too youthful for my face. so I'll probably shave it or let it grow out grey.

    my biggest problem is my skin. it doesnt show in the mirror under florecent lights (That florensent lights are known for) but it does with a camera flash. you see all the age spots growing on my face like giant freckles.

    the back of your hands are said to show your age first. with women it's veiny as hell. with men it's wrinkles and age spots. this started happening when I turned 49-50 while my face still looked somewhat youthful.

    i'v aged like 15-20 years in the last 4. stress and shit.

    but the good thing is I'm not alone. Some of you are pretty ugly af. so I DONT FEEL SO BAD KNOWING AT LEAST AT 30 I STILL LOOKED EARLY 20S.

    CIAO
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    troon African Astronaut
    Transition. You get to wear makeup, lace gloves, and pantyhose. Keep the beard to save on foundation.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Ur best days definitely seem to be behind you. now its simply a matter of going thru the motions until you expire.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Cool 👍
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by troon Transition. You get to wear makeup, lace gloves, and pantyhose. Keep the beard to save on foundation.

    Not my thing. But I'll support your decision to live the alternative non-binary faggot shit. :D

    no I really do support that. people should do what they chose to do. I have at least one family member as most do that is Non Binary and it's trendy to come out.



    Originally posted by RIPtotse Cool 👍

    No it's not cool. (I'm hurting inside because I am scared to be old looking and know in my lifetime a fountain of youth is not ever going to exist from science for at least 100 plus years)

    imgaine if you will: a true age reversing pill or cup of water daily. people living 1000 years or more. until something big falls on them and kills them. nothing else kills you except bullets or giant pieces of metal smashing you to goop or some shit.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready smashing you to goop or some shit.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Don't feel bad.
    Im pretty sure I have melanoma from working outside so long.
    Until I get insurance I can't do anything about it.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Don't feel bad.
    Im pretty sure I have melanoma from working outside so long.
    Until I get insurance I can't do anything about it.

    doesnt your state offer medicare?
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im pretty sure I have melanoma from working outside so long.

    Isn't that what Acclaimed Writer and Comedian Sean Lock recently died from? As a relatively young man.
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    Prostitutes don't care about your liver spots, there is absolutely no reason to slow down your copulating regime.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    at 48 I had all my teeth removed and the girls didn't wanna kiss me no mo.. I was a bit upset at the time cuz I tried to do the denture game but couldnt breath with them in so I went toofless cuz I liked being able to breath and the girls went on down the road so like I said I was a little upset bout that, but life went on and soon I found life was pretty good without wasting time on women folk,, after a few years I realized getting older was a gift the cops don't look at you the women don't look at you, you get to do what you want and no one gets in ur way, also losing some ability to hear the next bit of freedom as you will soon learn if people know you have hearing loss the boss will say stuff to you that you can pretend not to hear as you walk away and he cant get mad cuz u have hearing loss so he yells at the young guy to do what you pretended not to hear.
    anyways I like being 50+ so far its been nice
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by POLECAT at 48 I had all my teeth removed and the girls didn't wanna kiss me no mo.. I was a bit upset at the time cuz I tried to do the denture game but couldnt breath with them in so I went toofless cuz I liked being able to breath and the girls went on down the road so like I said I was a little upset bout that, but life went on and soon I found life was pretty good without wasting time on women folk,, after a few years I realized getting older was a gift the cops don't look at you the women don't look at you, you get to do what you want and no one gets in ur way, also losing some ability to hear the next bit of freedom as you will soon learn if people know you have hearing loss the boss will say stuff to you that you can pretend not to hear as you walk away and he cant get mad cuz u have hearing loss so he yells at the young guy to do what you pretended not to hear.
    anyways I like being 50+ so far its been nice

    did you think about getting implants. they don't block the airway as much Im told. they're much lighter and feel more like teeth.

    I spent a lot of money on caps and had all my front teeth removed and another 2400 on upper and lower bridge so my teeth look fairly natural but I love taking them out because like you said, It's easier to breath. I'm a mouth breather because my sinus is narrow and crooked. so I can relate to that part.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Prostitutes don't care about your liver spots, there is absolutely no reason to slow down your copulating regime.

    ^plus this.

    I grew a beard but left the dye on too long and it's fucking brown instead of dirty blonde. doesn't match my skin tone.
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    You need a complete makeover, where you come out of the back after intensive surgery and wardrobe management and the entire room erupts in applause.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You need a complete makeover, where you come out of the back after intensive surgery and wardrobe management and the entire room erupts in applause.

    You paying for this?

    I want one of those ab enhanced surgeries. no way is a guy my age getting those without spending 4 times as hard as a young person would have to.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You paying for this?

    I want one of those ab enhanced surgeries. no way is a guy my age getting those without spending 4 times as hard as a young person would have to.

    For now, you'll have to wear makeup. Put some powder on those cheeks and a little eyeliner for clarity.
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For now, you'll have to wear makeup. Put some powder on those cheeks and a little eyeliner for clarity.

    You'll have him look like a Manson fan. Which would defeat the purpose entirely.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready did you think about getting implants. they don't block the airway as much Im told. they're much lighter and feel more like teeth.

    I spent a lot of money on caps and had all my front teeth removed and another 2400 on upper and lower bridge so my teeth look fairly natural but I love taking them out because like you said, It's easier to breath. I'm a mouth breather because my sinus is narrow and crooked. so I can relate to that part.





    ^plus this.

    I grew a beard but left the dye on too long and it's fucking brown instead of dirty blonde. doesn't match my skin tone.

    I don't need no dang teeth,, only thing I cant eat is hard cookies, chips and fried food that sat out to long, I eat steak and everything else, but it did kinda mess up my pussy eatin skills but that don't matter no mo doe
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    Originally posted by troon You'll have him look like a Manson fan. Which would defeat the purpose entirely.

    Wasn't going to shave him bald and carve a swastika on his forehead, I just thought a little rouge might bring out some color.
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wasn't going to shave him bald and carve a swastika on his forehead, I just thought a little rouge might bring out some color.

    I already suggested that, but he just called me a faggot and said I'd never be a real woman.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    noooooo you a very attractive man, your wife marry you

    she love you

    long time
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