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I feel like killing myself today...

  1. #41
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ Where is it? Is it floating around me or is it somewhere else ?



    It requires anal fisting to locate...or so Jiggly Booty told me.
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 It requires anal fisting to locate…or so Jiggly Booty told me.

    Do you two lovers discuss anal activities often?
  3. #43
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't you find it interesting that every animal has some kind of defense system, but humans do not? Sharks have teeth. Bears have claws. Spiders have fangs. Snakes have poison. Bees have stingers. Every animal has at least one defense system. But not the human. Why? Because it would be redundant. The human already has the ability to control the Matrix itself through nothing but the power of faith. The Ultimate Defense System. But it's dominant. The feature is unused. Disabled temporarily.



    Most of the rest of we humans have brains.

    Sorry that yours was damaged in shipping.
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    First you clearly don't know what a simp is.

    Second crafting j\ewellery and big breasted fertility idols (something they did 10,000+ years ago) wasn't saving anyone's life.

    They thought it was. Sort of like you and masks.
  5. #45
    WellHung Black Hole
    nogs?
  6. #46
    The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #47
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

    addition by subtraction, Citizen?
  8. #48
    Originally posted by WellHung addition by subtraction, Citizen?

    💯
  9. #49
    Nobody wants to be just another run of the mill suicide victim. They want to be a special suicide victim.
  10. #50
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nobody wants to be just another run of the mill suicide victim. They want to be a special suicide victim.

    it's all about the ratings, baby.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by WellHung it's all about the ratings, baby.

    That's why people don't kill themselves in large groups, and prefer to parade themselves solo.
  12. #52
    My man
  13. #53
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nobody wants to be just another run of the mill suicide victim. They want to be a special suicide victim.

    flying with a banner on their back. off the bridge; forth of July?
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready flying with a banner on their back. off the bridge; forth of July?

    Swan dive into the industrial meat grinder during the inspection tour.
  15. #55
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Swan dive into the industrial meat grinder during the inspection tour.

    no one will document it because the meat grinder would chew up your message on the way out. But off the bridge, lots of cameras around.
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