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I administer Petroleum Jelly to my ass crack when it's sore & chapped...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Folks, about that, will you fap?
  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Gross. Go sit down in ur filth faggot. Greasing ur asshole up for advice SMH sit on a dick u weird bitch & act surprised 😱 faggot
  3. #3
    the fuck are you doing to your ass lmao
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    il adminstr my dik up ur granpaps as faget
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    folx?
  6. #6
    Cool whip occasionally.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    giddyup Yung Blood
    I use this on the cow udders and my chapped ass

  8. #8
    troon African Astronaut
    Just keep your arse out of the wind on cold days.
  9. #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    It's probably fungal. Get some fungus spray for your butt taint and keep your fingers out of your ass. Buy better quality TP so your fingers don't slip up in there on "accident"

    Try washing your ass better. Dingle berries and all.
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