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have any of you been to a Chinese opium den?

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I think it would be an interesting experience. I am watching Once Upon a Time in America and it shows one in the beginning of the movie.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Honestly? I wish i had. Seems dope, just hang out, kick the gong around. You know. Sounds like a good time to me. It also reminds me of this song.

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yea I would just chill and lay around all day. I can see fonoplatz enjoying his time there as well.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I AM TAKING A MASSIV SHIT RITE NOE NICE NIGGER PEDO THRED GUISE MITE POP SUM CO CODAMOL AFTER CAUSE AM HARDKORE LIEK THAT HOW MUTCH 4 AN OD WANNA WAKE UP IN HOSPITAL LUKIKN LIEK ALI G
  5. #5
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i prefer a benzodiazepine buffet
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by STER0S i prefer a benzodiazepine buffet

    Anxious boy.
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    blaster master victim of incest
  8. #8
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Sophie Anxious boy.

    omg food is glorious when im benz'd out
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by STER0S omg food is glorious when im benz'd out

    Benzo munchies. Can't say i ever have them and i take my fair share of K-pins.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I have. Back in 1863 in the ol Barbary coast. Then I would collect my pimp money from my hoes on maiden lane before choking a new fag coming off a ship docked at the warf. Just a basic bitch day out in the ol foggy west.

    Do dope dens even exist anymore?
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yes, I was raised in chinese opium dens
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes, I was raised in chinese opium dens

    You were infused with opium in a test tube and your existence came from the puff of the white dragon while being chased.
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    My life has been one giant opium den until about 2018
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You were infused with opium in a test tube and your existence came from the puff of the white dragon while being chased.

    yup its trur i was born in hong kong my name scron actually means scrotum of hong kong because I came from my dads scrotum while he was in hong kong
  15. #15
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    IDK have you been to a polish death camp?
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yup its trur i was born in hong kong my name scron actually means scrotum of hong kong because I came from my dads scrotum while he was in hong kong


    I'm time traveling to 1860s when shit was raw building San Francisco and drifting through
  17. #17
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Found the first China settlement in San Francisco and a strange smell emanating almost an exotic incent

    The village tribal people of the orient called it Dopian denda

    Come in and try exotic massage and smoke.

    So I adapted to their culture as best as I could while received their medicine and something called a happy ending had topped this delightful minced pie I accrued.

    -Peedy O'Doyle, San Francisco Spanish Colonies, 4:32 in the afternoon Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Seven.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fucking Hell the ground moved. I think they call it Zumdamgoosheeit which I believe means land quake

    -Peedy O'Doyle, San Francisco Spaniard Colonies, October Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Seven.
  19. #19
    You kids watch too much TV.
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I did try opium once from the silk road and it was a very pleasant experience. Would buy again. I made my own den with blacklights and invited a cute girl over.

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/mvbwdb/the-scurvy-crew-silk-road-interview

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