Is your pee like sun at night too?

1. 2021-09-29 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Then like the moon in the morning?
   
   Could be peeing jizz or holy water
2. 2021-09-29 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i piss blooooooood saon
3. 2021-09-29 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   You're a diabetic
4. 2021-09-30 at 1:31 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   ure granpap ped in me but insted of cum he so gae
5. 2021-09-30 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Mine is like the tears of an Angel.
6. 2021-09-30 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Drink more water.
7. 2021-09-30 at 2:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It burns like the sun
8. 2021-09-30 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Oppie, concern yourself with your own urine rather than that of your male e-companions urine.
9. 2021-09-30 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   Kev Space Nigga
   i piss neon green depending on what i am on, if you are pissing orange you are either not drinking enough or sucked trumps dick.
10. 2021-10-01 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think I’m drinking too many fluids (not semen fuck u)
11. 2021-10-01 at 8:26 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Kev i piss neon green depending on what i am on, if you are pissing orange you are either not drinking enough or sucked trumps dick.

    
    I pissed blood once. or thought it was blood.
    
    I freaked out, went to the hospital (because cancer is the first thing 20 year olds think is happening to them)
    and they did a urine test at ER. and I was sweating and thinking "Fucking why so young" and they were like. "It's negative for infection and no blood seen" and Im like "I saw the blood though. but not when I did the piss test. and they said, if you peed blood in the last few days the test is sensitive enough to find it. or whatever was said exactly.
    
    then they asked me what I drank. It was some fruit thing. and it had beets in it. and beet juice will make you piss blood red I guess. or if you eat them
    
    got damn it. they should put that on bottles or labels warning people. Not cancer. just beet juice.
12. 2021-10-01 at 12:16 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls I think I’m drinking too many fluids (not semen fuck u)

    
    too many or too much?
13. 2021-10-01 at 6:20 PM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I pissed blood once. or thought it was blood.
    
    I freaked out, went to the hospital (because cancer is the first thing 20 year olds think is happening to them)
    and they did a urine test at ER. and I was sweating and thinking "Fucking why so young" and they were like. "It's negative for infection and no blood seen" and Im like "I saw the blood though. but not when I did the piss test. and they said, if you peed blood in the last few days the test is sensitive enough to find it. or whatever was said exactly.
    
    then they asked me what I drank. It was some fruit thing. and it had beets in it. and beet juice will make you piss blood red I guess. or if you eat them
    
    got damn it. they should put that on bottles or labels warning people. Not cancer. just beet juice.

    
    geets make you piss purple, not red.
14. 2021-10-02 at 10:21 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Kev geets make you piss purple, not red.

    
    there are different pigment of beets. trust me, shit look blood red
15. 2021-10-03 at 10:35 AM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready there are different pigment of beets. trust me, shit look blood red

    
    point taken, but the fact that it didnt hurt while you were pissing shouldve been a sign that you have nothing to worry about.
16. 2021-10-06 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Kev point taken, but the fact that it didnt hurt while you were pissing shouldve been a sign that you have nothing to worry about.

    
    I don't have a history of pissing blood prior to that so I wasn't aware of it and started sweating with a serious panic attack of "WTFffffffffuck"
17. 2021-10-07 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga
    fair enough
18. 2021-10-08 at 5:22 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Kev fair enough

    
    I was scared, man. Scared
    
    
19. 2021-10-08 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga
    pop a xanny, faggit! u shall never be scurred
20. 2021-10-08 at 9:41 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Kev pop a xanny, faggit! u shall never be scurred

    
    they took them away from me because of people like Red. i took them for decades and suddenly a doctor said "Yeah, you can't have these anymore.. the DEA has been cracking down on Doctors prescribing them"
    
    So do doctors get to go on drug raids and kick doors in since the DEA is telling Doctors what to do?