This one time, back in 8th or 9th grade...

1. 2015-10-08 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Our school had a couple payphones, and my friend pranks a car rental place and was like "I was wondering uh, could I get a semi?". Thats pretty funny I know, and back then I laughed really hard at that...but heres whats funny about that... back then I didnt know about semi also meaning half boner, lmao I dont even know how much more I woulda laughed if i got that part back then.
2. 2015-10-08 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I chuckled, IDK, i'm tired , i'm easily entertained when i'm tired.
   
3. 2015-10-08 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   [SIZE=48px]THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS MAN!!!!!!! [/SIZE]
4. 2015-10-08 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   [SIZE=48px]THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS MAN!![/SIZE]
5. 2015-10-08 at 6:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   one time I called a pizza place and I was like do you guys have a large sausage and AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA nobody could stop laughing all of my friends were laughing and the person on the phone laughed and you could hear all the co-workers in the background laughing and I looked outside and could hear this chorus of laughter echoing throughout my city.
6. 2015-10-08 at 6:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol another one you could do, call a supermarket and ask for the meat dept, then ask em if they have any man meat or something
7. 2015-10-08 at 6:19 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   this thread needs moar Sir Cornwell