Don't float gears

1. 2021-09-30 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Respect your vehicle. If you want to slaw so bad, get an automatic. Unless you drive NASCAR, which is a legitimate sport - don't do that to your significant other. You may have the hottest bod, but it means nothing with your munsch mouth. I highly doubt you sit there and calculate {a relatively high amount} of 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th order derivatives every minute, ok? You don't even practice yoga 30 minutes a day, let alone 45 minutes. Don't molest children so you can go to sleep and "put it in high gear". Automakers made the vehicle to give the land peace, not so you can start a race war over your pyramid scheme.
   
   Thank you
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2. 2021-09-30 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #2
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Praise the Lord, and shift those trannies gently with the utmost respect to the mechanisms.
3. 2021-09-30 at 7:27 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no shit, they rust
4. 2021-09-30 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #4
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   
   ^OP
   
   And always remember to turn when there is a turn.
5. 2021-09-30 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #5
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   NASCAR is not a real sport.
6. 2021-09-30 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny NASCAR is not a real sport.

   
   Not anymore*
7. 2021-09-30 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #7
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   never was.
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