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Comfortably Drunk

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This doesn't happen very often. But a bought a bottle of that good Russian Vodka Belenkaya. Been sipping it. Feeling pretty comfy. Usually i hate alcohol but if that's all that's on offer whatcha gonna do. Just be sober? LOL

    Before you say something along the lines of: "You're not really drunk you can still type". I will have you know i devote an inordinate amount of attention to proper spelling and grammar. No capital 'i' is an aesthetic choice. I do it so much, proper grammar and spelling is like second nature. Also spell check, duh. If you're too drunk to operate spell check you shouldn't be on the internet to begin with.
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  2. #2
    Incessant African Astronaut
    This post should have been made in The Drunk Fred.

    -2 points
  3. #3
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Eat and be merry, bro.


    I don’t usually like alcohol either but do have some fond comfortably drunk memories

    Just don’t drink and drive Have fun
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