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poland can be a strange place sometimes

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    A bartista that was making my coffee i caught drinking a sip of it after pouring it inside my cup to i guess check the quality or consistency? he literslly drank a sip put it down wiped it and served it to me.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Are you afraid of catching covid?
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i already took the shots so not really.
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    ..and you took the drink anyway rather than say..."Hey twatty, make me another and not put your fucking mouth on the next one"
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    Congratulations. You even got cucked by a coffee slut. Maybe if a 12 year old licks ur ass youll feel better about this embarrassing occurrence.
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  6. #6
    lol herpes
  7. #7
    That barista still had semen residue in his mouth from blowing his boyfriend last night...enjoy the swimmers now in your coffee
  8. #8
    Drinking jizz macchiatto would be only 20% as gay as it is to be maciej wieslav lata

    Like the spookiest horror movie i can think of would be to wake up one morning to find im a featureless, doughy, polish pedo who kicks trees
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  9. #9
    Just imagine fuys
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  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    maybe i didnt notice it right as I looked at him and he grabbed his own and just had it in the same area or next to mine or something. its still hard to believe he would do that.
  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    or maybe it was the tincan he poured from he drank the last drops form or something and im tired and didnt see right.
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    how would you guys have handled it or reacted?
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Wariat maybe i didnt notice it right as I looked at him and he grabbed his own and just had it in the same area or next to mine or something. its still hard to believe he would do that.

    Why did you accept it? Like... I’m pretty easy going but even I’d draw the line at some barista bitch drinking my 5$ coffee I paid good money for
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Wariat how would you guys have handled it or reacted?

    I'd have said "Hey, don't put your mouth or any other body parts in the coffee you are going to make me again"
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    This German waitress I worked with as a teenager would always be drinking from her customers glasses before serving lol I do think it happens more than we’d like to admit however if I witnessed it I’d be pissed and definitely say something
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd have said "Hey, don't put your mouth or any other body parts in the coffee you are going to make me again"

    Or ummm

    Yo I want my money back because I’m going across the street for coffee since they don’t niggerlip my drink there
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i dont get th obsession with me practising my kicks on trees. plenty of martial artists do and especiallynin the old days like shaolin. that was how it was done:

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    Originally posted by Wariat i dont get th obsession with me practising my kicks on trees. plenty of martial artists do and especiallynin the old days like shaolin. that was how it was done:

    What does that have to do with semen residue in your coffee?
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    Originally posted by Wariat i dont get th obsession with me practising my kicks on trees. plenty of martial artists do and especiallynin the old days like shaolin. that was how it was done:


    Because it has the same energy as those morbidly obese weebs who try to show off their katana wielding skills on YT
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  20. #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat i dont get th obsession with me practising my kicks on trees. plenty of martial artists do and especiallynin the old days like shaolin. that was how it was done:


    Fucking ROFLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Edit: I have a black belt in tae kwon do I got when I was like 15 lol I shoulda stayed and got my mma black belt too

    And I confirm only polish pedophiles kick trees on the regular lol
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