My penis has nerve damage

1. 2017-04-09 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Roshambo nodded out with a shoelace tied around his dick and asphyxiated it, then mutilated it high on benzedrex. Yesterday it split open or something like that. He might be gang stalking.
   
   I've been basically raping myself to violence for years and now I have an ache coming out of the center of my shaft. It feels neurological. Did I overload peripheral dopamine receptors? PP dyskinesia?
   
   broken dick friends
   
   thread theme song
   
   
2. 2017-04-09 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   one time one of the bumps on the bottom part of my dick was enlarged and looked like a wart, but I was able to figure out it was just an elaeged bump and didnt panick.
3. 2017-04-10 at 12:29 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   The other day in TC Roshambo shaved his pubes with a blunt knife. Sounded like he was cutting his dick off.
4. 2017-04-10 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   TC sounds awesome!
5. 2017-04-10 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by RisiR TC sounds awesome!

   
   It was pretty awkward. So i smoked a spliff, that helped a little.
6. 2017-04-10 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie It was pretty awkward. So i smoked a spliff, that helped a little.

   
   tetrahedrons
7. 2017-04-10 at 12:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   T R I G G E R E D
8. 2017-04-10 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by sploon T R I G G E R E D

   
   
9. 2017-04-10 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Goddamn that sounds horrible.
   
   I'd probably have to an hero if I lost the use of my dick.
   
   1 thank = 1 pray
10. 2017-04-10 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Have you ever hit your grandma in the head with a phone?
    
    It was cool.
    
    She died a few years later cause she fell down the stairs
    
    Derpadew!
11. 2017-04-10 at 12:43 AM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by sploon Have you ever hit your grandma in the head with a phone?
    
    It was cool.
    
    She died a few years later cause she fell down the stairs
    
    Derpadew!

    
    Cause
    
    Effect
    
    It's simple derp.
12. 2017-04-10 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker Cause
    
    Effect
    
    It's simple derp.

    
    
    
    
    
    pick one
    
    which one am i?
    
    you'll never know
13. 2017-04-10 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Live en Espanol.
14. 2017-04-10 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sounds like a nice walk in the park