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Fona 9-19-2021

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Last night I fell asleep at 7:30.
    The last thing I remembered is my mom texting me "What is the Netflix password?"
    So I went to all the trouble to reset it and send to her only for her to reply "Thanks. I don't know if I am going to watch anything but I couldn't remember it".
    :(
    I slept pretty good.
    Woke up at 1:30 but went back to sleep for another hour.
    Then I woke up to a neighbor woman yelling at the top of her lungs like her watermelon was rolling away.
    This shit kept up for a few minutes so I got up and went to the bathroom when I heard a loud bang.
    I went and looked out my window and say that these fucks were fighting and throwing the contents of their apartment out of their window.



    Apparently they thought it was a good time to start playing loud music too so I decided to just stay up.
    Now I am playing a little ROS while I wait until last minute to start getting ready for work.

    My plans today are to work, sleep and go back to work.
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got to get ready for work.
    It will be a rough day pulling 2 shifts but I need the extra money right now.
    Hopefully it will be a rough week and there will be even longer hours to come.
    Playing my last match of ROS now.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Work is easy today but the mood is terrible.
    Everyone is ready to quit here and some people act like they already have.
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    give them the notice I sent you
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol blacks
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    Worked until noon.
    Stopped at a garage sale and picked up a couple tool boxes and an assortment of hand tools.

    Now im home and freshly showered because i spilled coffee all over my dick trying to get inside.

    Fixing chicken wings and mac and cheese for lunch.

    Got a little time before bed but not much.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by blaster master FONA, BURN UR CHICKEN WINGS A BIT SO THEY DONT SUCK SO BAD.

    fuck, i see what you eating and wanna help you as ur friend man, ur efforts right, but ur not cooking ur shit right.

    Just move in.
  11. #11
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My fucking electric bill is even higher with Michelle gone.
    I have no fucking idea how other than maybe it is because I cook more now?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    your going to end up using only 4 out of them.
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ate a good lunch of chicken wings and mac and cheese.
    I had time for 1 match of ROS and I came in 66th out of 300.



    The map just kept getting smaller and 66 people don't all get to hide when the circle gets small.

    And now my day is over at 2:45 in the afternoon.
    Time for bed.
    Talk to you all soon.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your going to end up using only 4 out of them.

    And you always lose the one you use the most.
  15. #15
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I dont know how to cook, thats why I have a girlfriend now. it sucked having to go to Boston Market to get an OK meal cheap when I was living out of my truck.
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump And you always lose the one you use the most.

    That's why we KNOLL, boys!
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats



    Worked until noon.
    Stopped at a garage sale and picked up a couple tool boxes and an assortment of hand tools.

    Now im home and freshly showered because i spilled coffee all over my dick trying to get inside.

    Fixing chicken wings and mac and cheese for lunch.

    Got a little time before bed but not much.

    watch out ladies, mr fix it here will fix your sink and clean your gutters ;)



    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I dont know how to cook, thats why I have a girlfriend now. it sucked having to go to Boston Market to get an OK meal cheap when I was living out of my truck.

    imagine not watching auntie phee on youtube
  18. #18
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood imagine not watching auntie phee on youtube

    "This motherfucker make any motherfucker taste good"
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