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When summer comes, if I don't get female attention at the beach...
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2016-10-24 at 2:20 PM UTC...then this'll all be for nothing. :(
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2016-10-24 at 2:25 PM UTCHa I don't actually want a gf tho. I just want female attention. Or male attention!
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2016-10-24 at 3:51 PM UTC
Ha I don't actually want a gf tho. I just want female attention. Or male attention!
I love the weirdo satanist NOTICE ME SENPAI guy. -
2016-10-24 at 4:57 PM UTCEnter, you should definitely visit a location where gays congregate. You probably look like a submissive twink who exclusively bottoms, so you're bound to draw them like sharks to bloody meat (your pristine white virginal ass and mouth). If you don't exhibit a childish visceral reaction to attention from homosexuals, it's bound to give you a massive ego boost. Then eventually you can move on to women if your confidence ever reaches a sufficient level and you don't embrace the superior gay lifestyle.
No doubt you admit that men have a superior personality, cognitive profile, by an enormous margin. Imagine how incredible scenarios like this would be if you could open yourself to them, cast off the tyranny of societal pressures and conditioning. No one would ever know: https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/3iemuu/my_recent_experiences_at_german_group_sex_parties/ -
2016-10-24 at 5:08 PM UTC
Enter, you should definitely visit a location where gays congregate. You probably look like a submissive twink who exclusively bottoms, so you're bound to draw them like sharks to bloody meat (your pristine white virginal ass and mouth). If you don't exhibit a childish visceral reaction to attention from homosexuals, it's bound to give you a massive ego boost. Then eventually you can move on to women if your confidence ever reaches a sufficient level and you don't embrace the superior gay lifestyle.
No doubt you admit that men have a superior personality, cognitive profile, by an enormous margin. Imagine how incredible scenarios like this would be if you could open yourself to them, cast off the tyranny of societal pressures and conditioning. No one would ever know: https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/3iemuu/my_recent_experiences_at_german_group_sex_parties/
This is not a troll, even though it sounds like I'm making it up. It really is pretty vanilla though:
This guy I went to school with got in contact with me recently. He came out as gay, and he's been talking to me a lot (with sexual innuendos and stuff). He even asked to hang out (and I did) and we got drunk and slept together (not sex) in his car. Pretty sure he's into me and it's such an ego boost, you're right.
I was afraid he was going to rape me because I was drunk, but he assured me that he wouldn't. Kek.
But a whole community of men giving me attention? Ja-eezus, that'd be amazing ego-boosting wise. You definitely have something there, and I've thought about it before. Now that I've been working out, I think I can really fit in with the gay community. -
2016-10-24 at 5:20 PM UTCYou don't even have to to do gay stuff. Just be a sidewalk cracking gorilla motherfucker. That will give you attention.
When you walk into a club and a dude shoves his girl to the side or leans over because he can't believe his eyes and when you make eye contact he ducks. That's pretty dope. It might also be a paraphrased quote by that Synthol dude Valentino, I dunno.
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2016-10-24 at 7:01 PM UTC
I think I can really fit in with the gay community.
Jesus christ you fucking faggot. Why is it taking you so long to come out as gay? WHY?! -
2016-10-25 at 2:10 AM UTCIt's like that picture can tell the future
