Fona 9-18-2021

1. 2021-09-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Stayed up all night playing Rules of Survival.
   Went to bed around 6:30 this morning and slept for 4 hours.
   Now im jumping in the shower so I can go about my day.
   There is a garage sale I want to hit up.
   Also going to the bank at some point.
   Might go to my Aunt's house and see what if anything is still left to throw away.
   Tonight I need to be in bed at a decent time so Im able to work in the morning.
   This is my only free time this weekend but at least I dont need to go to the store today.
   What are you doing?
2. 2021-09-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   chillin
3. 2021-09-18 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood chillin

   
   Have you found it yet?
4. 2021-09-18 at 6:45 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Went to the bank.
   Then stopped at a garage sale to buy a cordless stick vacuum but the guy wanted too much for it.
   Then I stopped at Lowes to but little brackets to hang up a shelf in one of my cabinets that the builders forgot to.
   Bought the wrong ones though and need to go back and exchange them later.
   Came home and cooked 11 hardboiled eggs in my Kim Kardashian Egg Cooker Deluxe Edition.
   The 12th egg I accidently broke trying to prep.
   Also fixed myself some cheeseburgers for lunch and made pasta salad for the heck of it.
   I feel like the pasta salad is going to be crap because I didnt add anything extra, just what was in the box.
   
   
   
   
   
   About to do some cleaning while I wait patiently for someone to step forward and play Rules of Survival with me.
5. 2021-09-18 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I swept and mopped.
   Good enough for me to call it a day.
   Now I just gotta wait for dinner so I can order Donato's Ultimate Grilled Cheese Pizza.
6. 2021-09-18 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
7. 2021-09-18 at 8:38 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Get a small grill and do them burgers right.
   You doing good fona!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
8. 2021-09-18 at 9:04 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Get a small grill and do them burgers right.
   You doing good fona!

   
   real men iron their burgers and patties.
   
   with clothe iron.
9. 2021-09-18 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Burgers are always better on a grill.
   Even a cheap Forman grill is better than a frying pan.
10. 2021-09-18 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Burgers are always better on a grill.
    Even a cheap Forman grill is better than a frying pan.

    
    Okay gosh dang ill go to goodwill and get a Foreman.
11. 2021-09-18 at 9:35 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Yeah go buy more frivolous shit so you can struggle more, makes sense.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cigreting, 
    • Quick Mix Ready
12. 2021-09-18 at 9:47 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by G Yeah go buy more frivolous shit so you can struggle more, makes sense.

    
    Its going to cost $60 to get the 486 running.
    I can't afford it this week because Rabbitweed wants me to pay for everything in his life because he makes more money than me.
    You guys know he wants me to work for free?😐
13. 2021-09-19 at 12:47 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Have you found it yet?

    
    ye
14. 2021-09-19 at 6:41 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I swept and mopped.
    Good enough for me to call it a day.
    Now I just gotta wait for dinner so I can order Donato's Ultimate Grilled Cheese Pizza.

    
    I thought you moved into that weird garage area thats like a studio/wood shop with a bathroom.
    
    your kitchen counters look decent. so you found a better place I hope
15. 2021-09-19 at 7 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    tell us more about the dorite pete
16. 2021-09-19 at 7:23 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood tell us more about the dorite pete

    
    I'll dorite by removing you like a spot on a carpet.
    
    but just like kr0z, they're will still be a little bit of a stain of annoyance left behind.
17. 2021-09-19 at 7:26 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    calm down
18. 2021-09-19 at 8:23 AM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood tell us more about the dorite pete

    
    I never moved.
    No one would accept me because of my criminal record so I ended up staying where I am at.
19. 2021-09-19 at 8:28 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wut no i meant the pie
20. 2021-09-19 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #20
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut