when your in the milaterry

1. 2021-09-17 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   they give you a LOT of time to do stuff thats why all the commandos are always saying how they will wake up in , ohhhhh, 600 hours and they need to go take a shit on hte barracks for ohhhh 900 minutes ( guessing there playing on there phones or they have a rectal malfeasance )
   
   thats the good thing about it the bad thing is when there training you up they scream at you to scare the shit out of you and they make you shave really fast while acting like there gonna punch the fuck out of you that way you flinch and slice your face up with the razor then they call you spaghettiface and tell you to stop hitting youreself drop and give me twennty
2. 2021-09-17 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   also if you dont have what it takes the trainers will know this and they will use scare tactics on you to disqualify you like they will call you a nickname that sucks like call you cacahead so you fall off the rope ladder and twist your ankle that way you cant join up anymore and they send you home
3. 2021-09-17 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
4. 2021-09-17 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
5. 2021-09-17 at 12:32 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yes I served 5 years in the Army
6. 2021-09-17 at 1:01 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes I served 5 years in the Army

   
   of salvation ?
7. 2021-09-17 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   what do you fink aldra
8. 2021-09-17 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny of salvation ?

   
   Exactly...5 years of urban combat ringin the bell for freedom
   
   
9. 2021-09-17 at 1:04 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly…5 years of urban combat ringin the bell for freedom
   
   

   
   do they have special forces ?
10. 2021-09-17 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do they have special forces ?

    
    They have Dark Forces...
    
    
11. 2021-09-17 at 1:35 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly…5 years of urban combat ringin the bell for freedom
    
    

    
    i was thinking of joining them to get some experience but hesitant about any kind of military service or bootcamp stuff. I need the money though
12. 2021-09-17 at 1:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i was thinking of joining them to get some experience but hesitant about any kind of military service or bootcamp stuff. I need the money though

    
    Boot camp is tough...12 weeks of making watery soup for the homeless.
13. 2021-09-17 at 1:38 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I would use extra water to feed more people with less soup, they will never know