It's Grow a full face Beard Challenge

1. 2021-09-15 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   NIS creepers, will you join me in growing a full beard. This means no goatee nor mustache but a full beard. You may clean the lower neck and facial cheek region to sculp it a bit. Or trim uneven growth. From now till the start of spring. Which I believe is around March 20th or so.
2. 2021-09-15 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
3. 2021-09-15 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   Is he from India? That's pretty bad ass but Unless that's you, don't post reference photos. Show your own
4. 2021-09-15 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   There is a growing trend among police growing beards.
   
   Aren't they worried some meth head might grab it as a handle in some fight attempt for freedom?
5. 2021-09-15 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   True men, rock beards regardless of the season.
6. 2021-09-15 at 10:53 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by G True men, rock beards regardless of the season.

   
   You already have one. But we'll elect you as judge of best beard grown. Excluding yourself of course.
7. 2021-09-15 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   I might go Osama meets King David after the first frost.
8. 2021-09-16 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   so your beard is long and scraggly now but will be trimmed by first frost?
9. 2021-09-16 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd do this in honor of the Taliban liberation of Afghanistan, but sitting at my desk all day I get annoyed by facial hair. If I am distracted I can go 3 days to a week without shaving, but by then it starts to become bothersome.
10. 2021-09-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'd do this in honor of the Taliban liberation of Afghanistan, but sitting at my desk all day I get annoyed by facial hair. If I am distracted I can go 3 days to a week without shaving, but by then it starts to become bothersome.

    
    No don't back out. do it. It's annoying the first 3 weeks or month. all scraggly but then you can use a long trimmer to trim the uneven parts. like a size 3-4 clipper head.
    
    or just use a comb and brush. go another month. it' starts to come in. I have to dye mine, it's mostly grey so it doesnt show on my pale face.
    
    by the third month if feels good. itchy at times. by month 4-5 it is coming in full. then by month 6 you have to ask yourself, should I keep it for the whole year or turn it into a goatee or some funky ol cowboy look.,
    
    
    I might keep mine for 2 years before deciding if I want to cut it or not
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11. 2021-09-16 at 2:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No don't back out. do it. It's annoying the first 3 weeks or month. all scraggly but then you can use a long trimmer to trim the uneven parts. like a size 3-4 clipper head.
    
    or just use a comb and brush. go another month. it' starts to come in. I have to dye mine, it's mostly grey so it doesnt show on my pale face.
    
    by the third month if feels good. itchy at times. by month 4-5 it is coming in full. then by month 6 you have to ask yourself, should I keep it for the whole year or turn it into a goatee or some funky ol cowboy look.,
    
    
    I might keep mine for 2 years before deciding if I want to cut it or not

    
    LMAO. It sounds like fun though.
    
    My colleague already has a full beard, I think people would say I'm copying him, lol.
12. 2021-09-16 at 2:33 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
    
    
13. 2021-09-16 at 3:10 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    this one looks cooler than the first one which is kind of sad. it doesnt look as full. but then again, you're just asking to get caught up in the wheel of a car or horse carriage rolling by when a gust of wind hits just right.
    
    Ouch!
14. 2021-09-16 at 3:32 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Also acts as a bullet-proof barrier when it battle. The first guy can whip his in battle, like a tail.
15. 2021-09-16 at 4:07 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready this one looks cooler than the first one which is kind of sad. it doesnt look as full. but then again, you're just asking to get caught up in the wheel of a car or horse carriage rolling by when a gust of wind hits just right.
    
    Ouch!

    
    Real men don't worry about that. A real man keeps a belt knife or a sword at hand to free themselves in situations like that. Real men. Real. Men. Yes, real men do these things. Unlike most men: real men. Real bloody men.
16. 2021-09-16 at 12:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready NIS creepers, will you join me in growing a full beard. This means no goatee nor mustache but a full beard. You may clean the lower neck and facial cheek region to sculp it a bit. Or trim uneven growth. From now till the start of spring. Which I believe is around March 20th or so.

    
    No, beards are for the insecure.
17. 2021-09-16 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, beards are for the insecure.

    
    That's just random and oddly specific
18. 2021-09-16 at 12:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That's just random and oddly specific

    
    Well it can't be both now can it.
19. 2021-09-16 at 12:54 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A beard serves no purpose other than to hide blemishes or an ugly mug. It's also a haven for bacteria, disease, old food and nasty smells.
    
    Eating ass with a beard can lead to days of smelling that bitches shitty snatchy sniffs no matter how much you wash it.
20. 2021-09-16 at 12:56 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A beard serves no purpose other than to hide blemishes or an ugly mug. It's also a haven for bacteria, disease, old food and nasty smells.
    
    Eating ass with a beard can lead to days of smelling that bitches shitty snatchy sniffs no matter how much you wash it.

    
    Good point. I'll have to give up eating the butt