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  1. #21
    Originally posted by elizaTenning How do I check my heart rate? I'm pretty young and skinny but I only did a few bumps but I feel SO AWAKE.

    I think its been a few days since I slept. I just need sleep its 11:30pm im smoking weed to try and chill out and calm down even though I learned from my drug counselling classes that THC can make a freakout worse.

    stick two fingers on your upper wrist.. look for a pulse. look at an analogue clock or watch with a second hand. count how many times it beats for 15 seconds. multiply by 4. repeat it every few minutes until you calm down. if it doesn't calm down in a half hour, go to the E.R. whatever you do, don't freak out and hyperventilate. if you do, breath only in a paper brown bag. if you dont have one.. go to 7-11 and ask for a wine bag.. pay the quarter if you need to.

    edited: it should not be beating more than 74-80 beats per minute. if it's well in the 90s or 100 you should calmly go to E.R. breath in a brown bag. take 1 or 2 regular Benedryls.

    Post last edited by Totse 2001 at 2017-04-09T05:51:04.020509+00:00
  2. #22
    Originally posted by elizaTenning Im watching saturday night live and made some tea I think i will be okay.

    no. most tea's have Caffiene. just drink some hot water and count your bpm and if it is in the 100 plus, go calmly to ER. they will give you xanax. tell them some people at a party you don't know convinced you to try a snort.. said it wasn't cocaine so you thought it was OK. they may call the cops but it wont matter. you won't be arrested.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 count your bpm and if it is in the 100 plus, go calmly to ER.

    Lol my resting heart rate with no drugs is over 150
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Lol my resting heart rate with no drugs is over 150

    fuck how much do you weigh? it takes me 20 minutes on a treadmill at a Jog speed to get close to that right now. and I'm 40 pounds overweight. fuck sakes
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 fuck how much do you weigh? it takes me 20 minutes on a treadmill at a Jog speed to get close to that right now. and I'm 40 pounds overweight. fuck sakes

    260 but even when I weighed less it was about the same
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher 260 but even when I weighed less it was about the same

    honestly at resting you beep 150 times on a pulse reader?

    What do doctors say to you?

    and at resting what is your BP? the normal is 120/80 or less
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Thank you, Doctor Totse 2001.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Thank you, Doctor Totse 2001.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 honestly at resting you beep 150 times on a pulse reader?

    What do doctors say to you?

    and at resting what is your BP? the normal is 120/80 or less

    Resting heart rate is 88 at the moment. Hmm. Maybe it was all the alcohol that was doing it before, honestly haven't checked in quite a while

    Doctors say I'm obese but not dangerously so

    By blood pressure has always been high but not terribly high
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Resting heart rate is 88 at the moment. Hmm. Maybe it was all the alcohol that was doing it before, honestly haven't checked in quite a while

    Doctors say I'm obese but not dangerously so

    By blood pressure has always been high but not terribly high

    You always mention being overweight, why not work out and fix that?
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Dargo You always mention being overweight, why not work out and fix that?

    Because the only reason I'm overweight is excessive alcohol consumption, which I've stopped other than 1 day, and I'm losing weight very very quickly because of it. And my job is already a workout.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher . And my job is already a workout.

    Sounds like Miller Time to me! Bartender, one for my friend! and bring a giant bowl of Buffalo Wings
  13. #33
    Your on the jonestown funk.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by spacepantz Your on the jonestown funk.

    I meant it's kool-aide time not miller. although miller drank the kool-aide and I told him not to. you one of those types?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The secret FBI Jonestown "Death Tapes" recorded the last dying moments after the congregation drank the arsenic-laced Kool-Aid. Kids were forced to drink, and a few unwilling adults, too, at gunpoint. At the end of the tape, everything goes dead quiet, because everyone is dead at that point. Worth a listen.

  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by spacepantz Your on the jonestown funk.

    and you're a total rattex

  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist sounds hot. will you be doing a rape on all the female members?

    yes... yass... we will...

    followed by a sarin gas attack on a certain new jersey sub way train..
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the early evening of November 18, at the Temple's headquarters in Georgetown, Temple member Sharon Amos received a radio communication from Jonestown instructing the members at the headquarters to take revenge on the Temple's enemies and then commit revolutionary suicide.[160] Later, after police arrived at the Temple headquarters, Sharon Amos escorted her children, Liane (21), Christa (11), and Martin (10), into a bathroom.[161] Wielding a kitchen knife, Sharon first killed Christa, and then Martin.[161] Then Liane assisted Sharon in killing herself with the knife, after which Liane killed herself with the knife.[161]
  19. #39
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I found recordings of a bunch of hymns sung at Jonestown mass a while back
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    post them or gtfo
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