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2021-09-14 at 6:30 PM UTC
did you go to school ?
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2021-09-14 at 7:16 PM UTC
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2021-09-14 at 8:44 PM UTCwhat is ur opinion of what this chick says?
https://qr.ae/pGc3XW
her profile:
https://www.quora.com/profile/Rebecca-Siebert-5I had a one-time thing with a guy a couple of weeks ago, and he asked me to lick his asshole. I hesitated, but I was drunk and having a good time with him, so after noting that he was fresh and hair-free below deck, I went for it.
Annnnd I quite enjoyed it. For one thing, it was easy and comfortable. I love giving head, but there usually comes a point in a blow job when my neck and jaw are ready for the guy to come already. But in this new realm, I didn't get tired! I just leisurely went at it, comfy as could be.
But the reaction was what really sold me. I loved seeing him get all melty and moany, and just the fact that I was doing it made me feel kind of badass. Plus while my tongue was busy with that, I had free hands to jerk him off, which elicited even more enthusiasm from him.
So anyway, now I'm basically dying to do it again. I'm not in a relationship, and right now I typically only have sex with a person a few times, so there's a lot of starting from scratch.
So can I (and if so, how?) make this a thing in my sex life? I don't see myself bringing it up verbally. I don't do the talking-about-sex-before-sex planning routine. I'm too shy. So can I just feel it out? Like if I'm going down on a guy, I'd probably just sort of move south and gauge his reaction. -
2021-09-14 at 8:46 PM UTCthis is how you turn a chick into an addict to do it guys.
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2021-09-14 at 8:48 PM UTCand it appears to be a real profile or chick not some bot or advertisement for a porn site ladies and gentlemen.
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2021-09-14 at 8:48 PM UTCi hope to find a 16 yr old to do that wiht anfd turn into an addict one day btw.
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2021-09-14 at 8:54 PM UTCbut than again who knows as she also wrote this guys:
When I was looking for accommodation to move and start university, I ended up in a situation where the landlord of a flat I was interested in offered me the place in return for "favours".
I accepted, and for the past four months he's been having sex with me in instead of me paying rent.
I was really struggling to find a place, but was interested in the flat he was offering. The rent was too much for me so I told him so, and he hinted that we could come to "other arrangements" - I asked to know more and after hinting a bit more and realising I was still interested he proposed the idea. -
2021-09-14 at 8:55 PM UTC
The largest penis on a man I ever had sex with was nine inches. It was enormously long, and big around, to boot. At first I was curious, because I'd always heard bigger is better, right? Wrong.
He slammed into me really deep and it somehow bypassed all the parts that feel pleasurable and rammed violently into my cervix. It felt like being kicked in the gut from the inside out. I immediately wanted to vomit. I stuck it out, because I cared about the guy and wanted him to feel good, but honestly it felt like my whole body was butter being churned or dough being beaten, and I felt queasy from pain. When he finished, I discovered I had numerous bleeding lesions.
Totally frightened of large dicks now. Small penises may not be terrifically impressive, but you can do more with a small penis - be more precise with your movements, change angles, change tempo, etc, and it makes up for it. But a big penis trying to pleasure a woman is like trying to pick your teeth with a baseball bat. Either it's not going in, or you're gonna lose a few teeth. -
2021-09-14 at 8:59 PM UTClol at this one:
This is as close as I get, regarding a time recently with the new girl next door and her Rottweiler.
Last summer, when I was 55, it was early in the morning and I was taking out the trash before work. I only had on a pair of boxer shorts, because I was just going to drop it in the can and go back inside. Out walks this girl I'd never seen before with her dog, a hundred pound Rotty on a leash.
The girl was blonde, very cute and very sweet, dressed in a sports bra and running shorts, which I assume she was preparing to go do. She said good morning and we shook hands. She introduced herself as Caroline, that she had just graduated high school (which put her at about 18) and had moved from South Dakota to go to college. Super-friendly girl, and quite naive about social graces, and, as it happened, very sheltered.
As she talked, I was aware that the tip was sticking out of my shorts but if she saw it she didn't seem to care, so I left it alone. Her dog, on the other hand, doing what dogs do, saw it immediately and rooted around in my privates. Caroline said, “Oh, that's just what Mitzy does, she won't bite".
Really? Was she even being serious?
I was backed up against the garage while Mitzy was licking my genitals with that long tongue, one angry doggie bite away from taking my manhood away, so I was pretty scared to try to stop it. I'd had sex the previous night and probably some of the semen and vaginal wall taste was still there. Maybe sweat and urine, too, for extra flavor.
The girl seemed as though the idea of canine oral sex was an everyday occurrence and never tried to get Mitzy to stop. I was on my toes at this point and Caroline kept talking, still oblivious. I tried focusing on her words. She had just taken up running because she was used to working on the ranch and riding horses and needed to maintain her fitness. Noticing I didn't have a dad bod, she asked me where I worked out, touched my shoulder, squeezed my bicep, like she came from another planet and never saw a man before. I tried answering coherently but all I could focus on was the lapping and the growing erection. At that point, everything was exposed from the left leg of my shorts and still she didn't seem concerned. To her it was probably just a regular body part, no big deal. I'm thinking she probably never even had sex before herself and wasn't familiar enough with male anatomy to know that licking genitals wasn't the same as licking someone's foot.
Caroline moved on to tell me about her school, how she was homeschooled (her parents probably never taught sex ed), her classes, her friends back home. I remember almost none of it. I nodded politely the whole time. biting my lip. I couldn't move and, quite frankly, I was far enough along I needed it finished because it ached like hell. I secretly hoped Mitzy would finish me off before Caroline left for her run.
Finally, she was talking about a trip back home she had planned for the next holiday just as Mitzy got me to climax. I breathed hard and made a grunting sound. It was the first indication that Caroline gave that something was amiss.
“Are you ok?” She put her hand on my arm, probably thinking I was getting sick.
“Yeah,” I said weakly, then lost my balance. It felt like my knee cartilage had been drained. Caroline misunderstood and thought I was leaning in and gave me a long hug as Mitzy was cleaning up the mess. “Oh, God,” I said.
“I know, wasn’t this so nice!” She said all bubbly when she pulled away. I saw a smear of my semen on her thigh where my thing touched her leg but she didn’t notice. A gossamer thread like a spider web hung suspended between us until she moved away. There was some on the driveway, too, and I knew I would have to break out with the garden hose.
“I gotta go so I can get a run in before class. It was good meeting you! Maybe I can have you over for coffee on Saturday so we can get to know each other better!” She trotted off and Mitzy followed, sparing me a look while licking her chops. I wondered how much better she could have gotten to know me. She saw my junk and witnessed me having an orgasm and was even wearing some of it. I have lifelong friends and family who aren’t that privileged. But, of course, not enough brains to understand it.
All before my first cup of coffee.
I felt ill most of the day and didn't want to even see that dog again so I tried avoiding the girl as much as I could. I was pretty quiet and had a hard time making eye contact with coworkers, who I felt sure all knew I'd gotten a canine hummer. Needless to say I felt violated, but the worst part of it was that I didn’t hate it. All the same, I made sure from that point on to make sure I had long pants on when I was taking out the trash.
UPDATE: A year later and she now has a boyfriend (Caroline, not Mitzy) so I maybe she is learning everything she missed in her first 18 years about sex. Come to find out when she worked on the ranch in South Dakota as a young girl growing up, she had seen ranch hands naked on a regular basis all throughout her childhood as they were changing in the barn and she would be bringing the horses in and just grew up thinking it was no big deal. As far as the social aspect, I know from experience with homeschooled kids that many of them are sheltered from certain things that don’t line up with Christian values. I’ve been to South Dakota myself, so I already know how remote you can be from your neighbors. Caroline, as it turns out, is a very sweet girl but innocent and to this day has no idea about how what happened with her dog was an issue, but, once she has sex for the first time, I’m sure it will click. I’m just curious to know if she will talk to me about it. -
2021-09-14 at 11:53 PM UTCwtf is wrong with poland 16 yr old girls are selling their i guess nude pics and vids and playing with toys vids or whatever on official dsting sites lol:
https://m.sympatia.onet.pl/user/BudziszOlciaaa
is this even legal i mean or a thing in poland since isnt it techniclsly pornography?
her profile reads:
„I am not looking for relationships or friendships, you can imagine what a young girl needs. my media is available for you guessed what [purchase].”
im thinking of aksing if she fucks dogs for money guuuuyz or would or would just consider it. wat u fink? -
2021-09-14 at 11:56 PM UTCwould it be less safe to fuk a 16 yo in poland or to ourchase illegal pornogrpahy you guys fink? i mean isnt prostitution alsomillegal but which is riskier if were talkijg 16 yr olds?
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2021-09-14 at 11:57 PM UTCon the messaging platform from poland i almost had an eeeek Bill Krozby moment from and panicked and closed my account lots of those chicks also claimed this her age thst they sell their fids and images which i never had the coursge to purchase on there.
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2021-09-14 at 11:58 PM UTCShut the fuck up
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2021-09-15 at 12:05 AM UTC
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2021-09-15 at 1:28 AM UTCMaciej is one if the singularly most abrasive and retarded people I've ever not met
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2021-09-15 at 1:31 AM UTC
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2021-09-15 at 3:50 AM UTCHey yellow fellow, why don't you just mellow.
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2021-09-15 at 4:58 PM UTCFootball
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