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  1. Pakistani carpet is slang for a hairy Dancing girl
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Put the carpet in soap water? Is it a nice Pakistani carpet? I used to sell those, remember?

    I love Pakistani carpets. But I am currently using diatomaceous earth, which is supposed to be really good for it.
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    I remember Ond tried to give me a nickname "Carpet Falcon". He thought it would bother me but I love textiles.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. mmG African Astronaut
  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thinking about low iq people mumbling shit under their breath in attempts to brown nose for their masters and kiss ass.

    Knowing theyll amount to nothing like those that created them and die the same way: irrelevant


    Anyhow... Enjoying the breeze. Going to be in pain due to delayed onset soreness soon.
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    BUSTIN OUT F1 2021 PS5 WIV A FERRARI WHEEL @ 3:10 AM CUM AT ME BRO
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men laugh at wind and rain…they are only saying 10" tonight..I've had more than 10" before and not even noticed it.

    how many at once ?

  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Thinking about low iq people mumbling shit under their breath in attempts to brown nose for their masters and kiss ass.

    Knowing theyll amount to nothing like those that created them and die the same way: irrelevant


    Anyhow… Enjoying the breeze. Going to be in pain due to delayed onset soreness soon.

    Rape everyone
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG Fat

    13% body fat son.
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many at once ?


    IF and that’s a big fucking IF

    IF I WAS a fag for whatever reason and held under an extremely long range scary pointy projectile missile like the one from The Dicktator movie it would be just one and number 8 with the foreskin
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G 13% body fat son.

    Nah you're actually 45% body fat
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G 13% body fat son.

    and very little skeletal muscle, also.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmG Nah you're actually 45% body fat

    ur actually a fucking faggot.
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung and very little skeletal muscle, also.



    Originally posted by WellHung ur actually a fucking faggot.

    Actually fat^
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmG Actually fat^

    🤣
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls 🤣

    U live with ur brother, at his place, and mooch off him. You pass Boris around like a beach ball. ⚘
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung U live with ur brother, at his place, and mooch off him. You pass Boris around like a beach ball. ⚘

    I do? My brother got his own house when he was about 21

    You ok?
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  19. Originally posted by Grylls IF and that’s a big fucking IF

    IF I WAS a fag for whatever reason and held under an extremely long range scary pointy projectile missile like the one from The Dicktator movie it would be just one and number 8 with the foreskin

    which one. 3 of them have foreskins.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Cant you count to 8?
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