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Took a giant shit. Woke up

  1. #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Why do you feel tired when you can't shit but crack ass farts the first hour of being awake and then when you finally poo you feel Grreeaattt! Like Tony the Tiger


    Why does constipation make you feel sluggish. Even my dizziness went away with the tiredness
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    toxins buildup.
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    Good morning 🌅 💩
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Good morning 🌅 💩

    Alarm went off at 7.15am then again at 8.30. Didn't get up till 10.45am dizzy

    It's hot as fuck 8n here. Bay side condo nor apartments don't have A/C units built before Global Warming and are miserable as fuck.

    This is the worst indian summer ever. Cold and overcast most places the entire summer except inland. But it's hot right now.

    Get a job, Luigi. I hope it's prosperous for you.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny toxins buildup.

    Maybe. Or stress from mean assholes like you
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    What's the thickest shit you've ever shat? 2"? 3"? 5"? 6"??
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's the thickest shit you've ever shat? 2"? 3"? 5"? 6"??

    Ok that's bordering gay. Kill yourself and stop trying to measure my anus hole, leaf
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Ok that's bordering gay. Kill yourself and stop trying to measure my anus hole, leaf

    In general. Soup can size?
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In general. Soup can size?

    So you admit it. You're the mysterious Goatse model.
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    OP likes to be manually disimpacted by male nurses
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice OP likes to be manually disimpacted by male nurses

    I don't even know what that means but sounds as if you do while projecting
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    G African Astronaut
    It's still summer, not indian summer.
  14. #14
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Solstice OP likes to be manually disimpacted by male nurses

    I once had a female nurse put a supository up my asshole and when she did she poked my prostate twice and stayed in a little longer than necessary. Pretty hot ngl.
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I once had a female nurse put a supository up my asshole and when she did she poked my prostate twice and stayed in a little longer than necessary. Pretty hot ngl.

    but you e-dated a negro.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by WellHung but you e-dated a negro.





    How fucked is your brain to make a connection between that and the post I made?
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  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by RisiR †



    How fucked is your brain to make a connection between that and the post I made?

    looks like he debunked you and now your mad lil bromo
  18. #18
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by A College Professor looks like he debunked you and now your mad lil bromo

    It doesn't look like that at all. I think you might also have brain damage.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i see whats happened and you have feeling damage are you going to cry keenan
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by RisiR † I once had a female nurse put a supository up my asshole and when she did she poked my prostate twice and stayed in a little longer than necessary. Pretty hot ngl.

    She was taking your temperature manually?
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