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What is your first memory?

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I remember being very, very smol, not even three, maybe three. What i remember is laying on my back on the couch looking up at the wall. basically i was sitting upside down. With my back where your ass usually goes and my legs where your back usually goes. And i remember looking at the wall above me, and there being a dark pattern on the wall, and i remember looking at it wondering what it was.


    What is your earliest memory?
  2. #2
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    I remember before I was born, first not having a consciousness and being a bodyless entity in a dark warm place, and then having an emerging consciousness that was warm and happy in this dark warm place and then being telepathically told by a tall thin being in robes “It is time for you to be born now.”

    And then being very sad, because I did not want to “go” aka come to earth, but it was more like I was being made to “walk the plank” against my will and I was so sad that I had to come to this earth and I have basically been sad a lot of the time I have been here.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    In another thread you said you're an angel. Sounds to me like you were kicked out of heaven fam, that'd make you a devil.
  4. #4
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    I’m having a sale on CRACK today

    2 jellybeans for the price of 3
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    seeing a schoolbus and asking why I don't have to take it and my mom said I would next year. I have never taken a schoolbus in my life they just drove me to school or I would bike there.
  6. #6
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Pain. I was really little and got my finger caught in the folding closet door in the hallway.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Those are very interesting. You'd think your brain would do you a solid and make you forget the pain Obbe. But i guess the point of pain is to remember.
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