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Fona 9-11-2021 Happy September 11th everybody.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I remember my teacher in 6th grade at the time refusing to put on the news or talk about it.
    Real stick up her ass type bitch withholding information as if that ever does any good.
    Started watching beheading videos shortly there after and have been into gore ever since.
    After 20 long but felt so short years all I gotta say is "whatinthefuck".
    There has to be a common denominator in what is causing our species to turn into such dumb, unmotivated, gullible, slaves.
    I sure don't see too many decent people anymore.
    Everyone has a problem or a quark and it apparently completely disables their abilities to be anything other than mud farmers.

    There are:

    -the great minds.

    -the rich.

    -the expendable.

    A time machine to go back to that day and have a chance and not being who I am now would be the greatest miracle I could imagine.
    31 and I feel like 61.
    My millionaire dream died long ago on the streets as I sucked up gutter water into a syringe.

    The miracle I did receive was another chance.
    And at least I didn't lose my life in some senseless war that was resolved by a politically motivated retreat and defeat.

    My time was not before.
    My time is now.
    All I have is today and I need to make the most of it.

    Goals for today are:

    -take a nap.

    -go to Biglots or Kohls maybe.
    (buying some cookware and possibly shoes)

    -spend time cooking food I don't know how to cook but will figure out.

    -Maybe go see my mom.

    -Prepare myself thoroughly for the week ahead.

    As for the adventure I talked of yesterday...
    I hope to fill that with activities to come tomorrow.
    If plans don't develop I will default to a flea market.

    Anyways, I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy yourselves.
    Take care and ttyl.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    have a good one sport!

    6th grade you say, interesting. I remember it happening in the 2nd grade. I was so young though I can hardly remember it I just heard EXPLODING PLANE and thought WOW COOL DINOSAURS SPACE SHIPS EXPLODING PLANES

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood happy omg omg everyone!

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  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I cleaned out my fridge and filled an entire trash bag full of old food that Chell had in there.
    Then I started to clean up my kitchen and do dishes but Im sorta out of some important cleaning supplies so I paused.
    Got out a Pork Roast to make (I think that's what it is).
    And now Imma lay down for a few hours and rest up.
    My goal is to wake around 3 or 4 and hit the road.
    Going shopping for the stuff I need.
    Then imma come home and continue.
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    The amount of self awareness in people today is astounding. I attribute it to facebook and the mentality of "look how great i am"
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by cigreting The amount of self awareness in people today is astounding. I attribute it to facebook and the mentality of "look how great i am"

    what the fuck are you talking about, schizo
  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what the fuck are you talking about, schizo

    I know, its over your head methrat
  7. #7
    Bin Laden was a hoax and 9/11 was perpetrated by the US government. Real talk.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bin Laden was a hoax and 9/11 was perpetrated by the US government. Real talk.

    This.

    Also Allahu Ahkbar.
  9. #9
    Buried at sea... riiiiiggght.
  10. #10
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Glad to know you still have Chell :| she is a desirable counterpart 💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️😑😑😑😊🙂 mind at ease.

    It is not the will of The Lord to be absent unoffensive company.
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
  12. #12
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yah chell needed BBC in her life and didn't want to hurt fona by having him walking in on her riding one with a joyful smile on her face so she got her own spot so she can get horned by them in private
  13. #13
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    fona is happy though because that stench emanating from her you-know-what just wouldnt go away
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You know who with the you know what from the you know where.
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today went well.
    The cook out got cancelled but that gave me an excuse to stay up all night playing video games.
    Then today my friend came over and we went shopping like a couple of women.
    I bought a bunch of cheap ass kitchen stuffs.
    Afterwards I went to my moms for a visit.
    Now I am home just relaxing before I go to bed for work in the morning.
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I was gonna make some spectacular middle age post about the cookware I bought at BigLots until I remembered you fuys only like beakers and sneakers.
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  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by STER0S yah chell needed BBC in her life and didn't want to hurt fona by having him walking in on her riding one with a joyful smile on her face so she got her own spot so she can get horned by them in private

    Wow, uppercut confirmed. So you're a Chell fan over NIS playa.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I was gonna make some spectacular middle age post about the cookware I bought at BigLots until I remembered you fuys only like beakers and sneakers.

    i can appreciate high quality cookwares.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i can appreciate high quality cookwares.

    What do you generally make for dinner? I like to imagine you have just enough money to get a bowl of rice at the end of each day.
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