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Do you beleive in angels?

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ?
  2. #2
    Angels are actually highly-advanced aliens from another dimension. Millions of years worth of technological knowledge.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I want to believe in God. And believing in God it would make sense that i would believe in angels too. I can't stress this enough but nobody should take any holy text literally. Fundamentalism is silly. That said, biblically accurate angels are scary as fuck.

    I am sure you are familiar with the anthropoid angels, Cherubim and Seraphim. However there is another class of angels, i think they are called Orophim, and as they are described in the bible they look like wheels with eyes all over them, supposedly they carry the throne of God. And they scream without mouths: Holy! Holy! Holy!


    Jesus Christ. Calm down God...

    The wheels of The Lord have EYES EYES EYES.
  4. #4
    The aliens built this entire planet and its ecosystem from scratch. Satan was the Ambassador to Earth, as a go-between for relations between Man and the aliens. They have a government and everything, with each alien holding a rank and position. A large number of the aliens rebelled against God and were stripped of their authority, positions and marooned here on Earth, while their trials for high treason are processed.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nah
  6. #6
    yes, yes i do.

    until theyre about 13 and start demanding expensive stuffs or money to keep secrets.
  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, yes i do.

    until theyre about 13 and start demanding expensive stuffs or money to keep secrets.

    Sounds like you suck at grooming, bigly.
  9. #9
    Sometimes on your travel through hell, you meet people that think they are in heaven because of their cleverness and ability to get away with things. Travel past them because they don't understand who they have become and never will. These type of people feel justified in revenge and will never learn mercy or forgiveness because they live by comparison. They are the people that don't care about anyone, other than who is making them feel confident. They don’t understand that their deity is not rejoicing with them because of their actions, rather he is trying to free them from their insecurities, by softening their heart. They rather put out your light than find their own. They don't have the ability to see beyond the false sense of happiness they get from destroying others. You know what happiness is and it isn’t this. Don’t see their success as their deliverance. It is a mask of vindication which has no audience, other than their own kind. They have joined countless others that call themselves “survivors”. They believe that they are entitled to win because life didn’t go as planned for them. You are not like them. You were not meant to stay in hell and follow their belief system. You were bound for greatness. You were born to help them by leading. Rise up and be the light home. You were given the gift to see the truth. They will have an army of people that are like them and you are going to feel alone. However, your family in heaven stands beside you now. They are your strength and as countless as the stars. It is time to let go!

    Love,

    Your Guardian Angel
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Sophie Sounds like you suck at grooming, bigly.

    after they hit that age you need more than just grooming,

    you need mind control.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny after they hit that age you need more than just grooming,

    you need mind control.

    All you need for mind control is to be able to intuit the intricate clockwork of human psychology. It's easy. But i am exceptional, so your mileage may vary.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Sophie All you need for mind control is to be able to intuit the intricate clockwork of human psychology. It's easy. But i am exceptional, so your mileage may vary.

    also asians have higher iq.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, this...

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, yes i do.

    until theyre about 13 and start demanding expensive stuffs or money to keep secrets.

    This problem is solved by realizing you don't exist in a vacuum and neither does she. Also, girls are social. What's worse than not having a new iPhone? Social ostracism. First of all you hedge against this by normalizing the behavior you're engaged in, then if and when she questions what is happening is right or wrong you will tell her that yeah, it is in fact wrong. You are very smart, but you are the one that did the wrong thing here, now the right thing to do is [insert what you want to happen here].


    Bingo bango bongo. That's 80% 13yo's covered. But this is a bad outcome, if you have to deal with this outcome you did a shitty job normalizing the behavior. Ya doink.

    IDK why i am giving you child abuse tips...
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Sophie Also, this…



    This problem is solved by realizing you don't exist in a vacuum and neither does she. Also, girls are social. What's worse than not having a new iPhone? Social ostracism. First of all you hedge against this by normalizing the behavior you're engaged in, then if and when she questions what is happening is right or wrong you will tell her that yeah, it is in fact wrong. You are very smart, but you are the one that did the wrong thing here, now the right thing to do is [insert what you want to happen here].


    Bingo bango bongo. That's 80% 13yo's covered. But this is a bad outcome, if you have to deal with this outcome you did a shitty job normalizing the behavior. Ya doink.

    IDK why i am giving you child abuse tips…

    it doesnt matter how you normalize it as long as she has access to tv and internet and saw what happens to men who do the kind of things you do to her and then all the light bulbs go

    ting ting ting ting !

    and she realize your leveraged.
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yeah, let's see how long she thinks she got leverage after she gets a fist to the face. Come on faggot, doing it right is a lot of fucking work, but i guarantee you if i didn't have a soul i could do it pretty easily.
  16. #16
    this can only lead to murder-suicide.
  17. #17
    angels are the leading cause of murder-suicide.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Angels are actually highly-advanced aliens from another dimension. Millions of years worth of technological knowledge.

    STFU Heathen. You quote the bible but say shit like this?

    also, UnChristian like not to post the manifesto.
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