2021-09-01 at 6:20 PM UTC
Lol she offered me cocaine
2021-09-01 at 6:21 PM UTC
I domt even know what the second half of my post meant
2021-09-01 at 6:54 PM UTC
Yeah bro i was about to message you for some phrases like “lemme feel up on that thicc butt, habibi”. She invited me back to her house with her room mates, but i guess she didnt wanna go to muslim hell for doing butt stuff.
I also stopped a bar fight.
2021-09-01 at 9:13 PM UTC
"khoobsoorut" = beautiful
"Chikni kutti" = slang for "sexy bitch". DO NOT PULL THIS ONE OUT. The literal translation of "chikni" is "slick", in the oily way. Kutti = bitch. Kood-tea. I just wanted you to know.
"Ha-seen" = pretty
Chodhe = fuck
Lora (this r is pronounced liked the D in "RADAR", Low-DA) = cock
Phud-di = Pussy
Qutl-ay-aam = Indiscriminate killing/mass murder
Israel = Israel
Yahoodi = Jew
Zibah = slaughter
Tun-door = Oven
Shauq (pronounced like "shock") = Interests, stuff you like
Good dishes to try out and order and shit:
Chicken biryani, tikka, karahi, pulao (very mild dish with few spices but really tasty), jalfrezi, makhni/butter chicken, korma
Beef nihari, seekh kabab, chapli kabab, reshmi kabab etc, pulao, korma
Lamb karahi, pulao, korma
If you want to impress her, go balls deep on the spicy stuff. The key to success is to remember it can't actually physically hurt you, it's just a burning sensation. Let the tears and snot flow, grab a fat stack of kitchen paper towels and go all in on enjoying the amazing psychedelic high of spicy food.
She will think your cock is 19 inches and it will be loaded with Satan juice.
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2021-09-01 at 9:54 PM UTC
Finna Deebo-tize the vintage Giant w/ cruiser bars.
2021-09-01 at 10:35 PM UTC
Bout to call this girl an oily bitch n tell her to chode fuck my Lora
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2021-09-01 at 10:36 PM UTC
Also she almost got into a legit girl fight outside bc she saw a chick she knew, and apparently that girl stole her Harry Potter robe.
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2021-09-01 at 10:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Bout to call this girl an oily bitch n tell her to chode fuck my Lora
Slick bitch. Go get em Tiger 😛
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