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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Went for my jog got back took a cold shower ate a gummy laying naked on my bed with fan blowing on me relaxing with my thoughts building up an appetite gonna go out to eat in about 60 minutes time I'm pretty hungry think we gonna do that Chinese buffet tho yeen kno
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Went for my jog got back took a cold shower ate a gummy laying naked on my bed with fan blowing on me relaxing with my thoughts building up an appetite gonna go out to eat in about 60 minutes time I'm pretty hungry think we gonna do that Chinese buffet tho yeen kno

    Signs of a run on rant!
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Went for a naked jog, laid in the shower with my socks and shoes on and urinated all over myself and let my diarrhea sharts flow unrestricted down the drain hole.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole


    Burning yard rubbish listening to Kenny G..about to flame up...


  5. CandyRein Black Hole


    Work Flow💖
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG Went for a naked jog, laid in the shower with my socks and shoes on and urinated all over myself and let my diarrhea sharts flow unrestricted down the drain hole.

    there is a doctor of psychology who says never pee in the shower because you will associate running water with peeing and when you get older, you will hear running water and leak yourself. forcing yourself to wear adult diapers.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

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    are those ornate figurines in the dish or are they those relax squeeze balls for people to pick up? Is that like a sike den for Vets to get together and have moments of commradery with co-misery
  8. By that logic, if you always hear a bird singing when taking your morning dump, you will shit every time you hear a bird sing.
  9. G African Astronaut
    Plotting a beach escapade, fucking ferry schedule's all jacked though.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G Fucking a negro
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by G Plotting a beach escapade, fucking ferry schedule's all jacked though.

    Whats the weather like on the Eastern Coast?
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Whats the weather like on the Eastern Coast?

    Like it's the same in Maine compared to North Carolina.
  13. G African Astronaut
    Ferry's fucked from a new by-pass/freeway construction, weather's glorious.
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    seting up my bread generator
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Beating my wife
  16. bartender girl who is pwkistani muslim~ let me drive her asapll. smal 9x fromt wod
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what a slut
  18. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    about to cruise to mcdonalds for 2 sausage egg mcmuffin sandwiches and 4 hashbrowns, yo
  19. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Waiting on a new jump rope cable. Didnt expect the last one to last very long.

    It finally died when i found the right rhythm, i was going to make it to 5 minutes without stopping, then i heard it snap.

    So sad. Its like god knew if id done much more id regret it because my legs wouldve been sore as fuck. So he put a stop to it.

    I probably wouldve got a headache too since i use it in the heat of the day. One day 15 minutes non stop in the heat will be easy and without headache or excessive soreness.

    My CBD hemp plant is doing good. I have to clone it around october 20, before the photoperiod switches to flowering. Its a female. I found out by leaving it in a place where it gets so much shade it was tricked into flowering early.

    Then i moved it to a sunny spot and it immediately went back into veg.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Waiting on a new jump rope cable. Didnt expect the last one to last very long.

    It finally died when i found the right rhythm, i was going to make it to 5 minutes without stopping, then i heard it snap.

    So sad. Its like god knew if id done much more id regret it because my legs wouldve been sore as fuck. So he put a stop to it.

    I probably wouldve got a headache too since i use it in the heat of the day. One day 15 minutes non stop in the heat will be easy and without headache or excessive soreness.

    My CBD hemp plant is doing good. I have to clone it around october 20, before the photoperiod switches to flowering. Its a female. I found out by leaving it in a place where it gets so much shade it was tricked into flowering early.

    Then i moved it to a sunny spot and it immediately went back into veg.

    are you affable, Kuntzschutz?
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