AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by reject
Happy birthday bro.
How do you feel the last 25 years of your life have been?
What advice do you have for those of us ~half your age
Don't have any kids unless you really really are into helping another person develop. I have seen so many parents just loose interest in their kids and focus on themselves instead. Then the kids turn into shitstains. I'am so glad me and my wife both hate kids well not hate them but just a general dislike so we never had any. Don't just get a job find a career/trade and stick with it so many of my friends from high school just jumped from shit job to next and NEVER got anywhere,three kids, rent they can't afford and a wife fucking around.FUCK THAT NOISE.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by Dargo
Nevermind. That's alright.
What are your plans for the next half of your life?
Learn how to properly medicate my self without alcohol. Booze is a bitch I don't know why but its the only thing I can't kick. In the last 25 years I have abused everything I could get my hands on except opioids,I must have over dosed in a previous life because all that shit does is make me puke. So I'm going to grow some herb,work less and eat better. Today I ate a double quarter pounder and wanted to puke an hour later.Fuck why did I do that?
Oh hey Happy 50th. Wouldn't it be weird to think it's literally just the halfway point of your life? It's fun to think about that years 1-50 vs 51-100.
